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ESPN hires Rex Ryan

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He probably had his foot in the door.

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Von Miller extorted over alleged sex tape

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Von Driller?

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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb not charged in marijuana possession

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It appears that J'Marcus was holding. I wonder how easily he gave up the sack.

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RG3: I would never throw my teammates under the bus

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"But if I did, I would definitely overthrow them under the bus."

-RG3

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

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"Lennay talked me into it."

-Lance Armstrong

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Duke player suspended 'indefinitely' by Coach K for tripping, reinstated after only missing one game

Sportsmanship and integrity are very important at Duke, until they get in the way of winning.

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Posted by buttfumble

Duke NCAAB
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Johnny Manziel disguised himself with blonde wig, sunglasses, and fake mustache, while going AWOL from Browns and partying in Las Vegas

  • When you play for the Browns, you drink a lot
  • When you drink a lot, you get into trouble
  • When get into trouble, you lie about it and get benched for the next game
  • When you get benched for the next game, you go to Vegas.
  • When you go to Vegas, you wear a blonde wig and a fake moustache.
  • When you wear a blonde wig, you change your name to Billy.
  • Don’t change your name to Billy and switch to Directv now
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Cowboys DE Greg Hardy ‘spits the truth’ in new rap video

The NFL claims they have never seen the video and says one doesn’t even exist

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Chris Bosh fined for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Manu once flopped when he took his kids to Foot Locker and saw the employees dressed up like Refs

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Manti Teo friend admits to Lennay Kekua Hoax

Lennay's burial place: C:\RECYCLE FILE

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Victim is expected to bounce back

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

What goes around comes around.

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

Cycling Lance Armstrong PEDs
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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

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Posted by omurphy at 11:54pm on December 14, 2014

Brown Johnny Football NFL
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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

Arod MLB
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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

Aaron Hernandez NFL
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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

Peyton Manning: cornball brother?

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Posted by YOLO at 3:37am on December 28, 2014

NFL RG3
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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Flopasaurus

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:01am on December 08, 2014

Chris Bosh Heat NBA

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