Johnny Football Troll Comments

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

Johnny Clipboard > Johnny Football

Good thing he has the house that Johnny built to fall back on.

RG4

I don't think it was the Panther fans cheering. It was the Browns fans.

He might as well throw a party. He sure as hell can't throw a football.

He's suffering from affluenza...he needs another stay in a luxurious rehab spa

In a few years he is going to resemble a Will Ferrell movie character. He will be playing for an arena football development league team in a wanna be city off the beaten path putting up points against has-been high school players and then holding court at the Hooter's knock off surrounded by trailer trash girls who have a kid or two at home being watched by their moms. After puking in the parking lot, he is going to go back to the motel 6 with a bar maid then oversleep his morning workout and leave no trace of his whereabouts to his coach and teammates other than a selfie he posted the night before with a #bestnightever. Somewhere Ryan Leaf is smiling.

Johnny 'college' Football

"I'm still going bar hoppin' tonight."

- Johnny Manziel.

Was this homeless man named Brandon Weeden?

The homeless guy was one of the Browns previous number 1 picks.

Johnny Noball

He has his own "concussion protocol"…17 vodka tonics on Saturday night and sleep in ’til noon on Sunday.

An easy transition from Kentucky Bourbon to Canadian Club.

Manziel should have done hands up don't shoot.