Media: "You took some shots out there."
Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."
Reporter: "I meant hits."
Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!
Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.
Peyton Manning: cornball brother?
I haven't seen a lead blown this badly since Hillary's 2016 campaign.
"Plastic will now be used for all utensils in the cafeteria."
Is it his clipboard-holding thumb?
My defense sucks, I can't get a job, so Mom said you had to hire me.
Johnny Clipboard > Johnny Football
Not a stand up kind of guy.
Everyone here seems to be Russian to conclusions.
It appears that J'Marcus was holding. I wonder how easily he gave up the sack.
Did he spill his drink?
Good thing he has the house that Johnny built to fall back on.
So is someone going to take them to Mordor and melt them in Mt. Doom?
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