Derrick Rose Troll Comments

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

I was gonna read this article but I only feel 90% "mentally prepared" today

My name is Derrick Rose, and I am making $917/hr working from home and you can too.

We have to keep buying the jerseys of the players that replace Rose.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Tupac Shakur will come back before Rose does.

Allen Iverson will practice before rose comes back

I was gonna write something funny but I'm just not mentally ready do it.

Now he can't breathe? Geeze, just one injury after another.

"I just came here to get hurt."

- Derricka Rose

The Bulls could go to settings in association mode and turn off injuries, and Rose would still get hurt.

Roses are red, violets are blue

Derrick Rose's knees are through

D-Rose misses the good old days when he didn't have to play to collect a check.

Diagnosed with a rare form of Sandy Vagitis

BREAKING: D-ROSE RULED OUT FOR 2014 AND 2015 SEASONS

The US will repay its debt before Derrick Rose comes back