*imaginary comment*
Te'o lost his virginity to R2D2.
"If Lennay had a gun she would still be alive"
- National Rifle Assocation
Lennay: "Hey boo, you brought the protection?"
- Te'o: "Yea, I brought the Norton"
Alabambi
Turn a Blind IPA
The Buck stops here for Alabama football. This will almost assuredly cost them deerly.
Great run baby.
- Roniah Tuiasosopo
Muschamp should also be arrested for Gator abuse.
She was faking her orgasms too.
Jameis got pinched.
Jameis - upholding the standards of the Criminoles, one police blotter at a time.
Can't Read, Can't Write, Kent State
If you marry your sister, poison oak trees, or teabag strangers, you might be an alabama fan.
It remains to be seen whether these charges will carry weight.
$100 handshake > $100 handjob
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