Turn a Blind IPA
Buttweiser. Molesto Especial. Heiniekids. Colt-12. Really Young Milwaukee.
Turntout Stout?
Liar’s Lager?
Shorter Porter?
Hide The Sock Bock?
Babysitter Bitter?
It's the beer for when you want to drink yourself blind.
Beer? Wouldn’t Kool-Aid be more fitting?
The perfect beverage when you want to forget about things that you should be telling the authorities about.
Each bottle will have a reflective label to help the PSU fan to look the other way
The beer tastes of denial
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