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Not a stand up kind of guy.

Maybe if he kneels he can find the missing contract lying on the ground somewhere.

He almost let all those millions slip through his finger.

Those digits seem to be blown out of proportion.

No, Rodger is more than welcome to come in. It's leaving that’s going to be the real issue.

When it was returned it had been noticeably deflated.

Art Spander is a reporter from the Bay Area.

Tom Brady grew up in the Bay Area....

Coincidence???

What were the odds that someone else at media day would have the exact same Hello Kitty backpack as Kyle Shanahan?

Suspended 'indefinitely'...... or until Duke loses its next game.

Sportsmanship and integrity are very important at Duke, until they get in the way of winning.

SWEEP THE LEG! Fear does not exist on this court, does it?

Maybe you can call it... a "Pat Trick"

Sometimes less is Moore.

RE-building gives the impression that something once was built.

Doesn't Soulja Boy know that Chris Brown already has experience hitting women

Hopefully he didn't fumble and break the gifts at a key time.

Go get a switch little boy, you've made my naughty list!

Coach’s attire puts up a fight. Just ask Andy Reid’s belt.

Immediately after the game the Rams added another 5 years to his 2 year extension.

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

America is such a great country that drugs just fall into your pockets.

Good news for him is they do not play The Star Spangled Banner in the CFL.

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

At least he’s throwing again! Baby steps…

Thank God he can't pitch for 80 games. Now if we could just get the bull pen suspended for 80 games.

Pablo has prepared for the surgery and the long recovery by learning to eat with his right arm as well as his left. His caloric intake and weight should remain stable.

Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

In the words of Martin Lawrence and Will Smith in 'Bad Boys II'..."Nigga, you at least 30!"

I wonder what his prom date is thinking now?

He reportedly told them that if they had let him play, they would have won.