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New Jersey priest, and faithful Giants fan, pulls gun on 8 year old Cowboys fan

"I said no false idols."

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Posted by LeftShark at 9:00pm on October 05, 2015

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Cowboys DE Josh Brent fails drug test, sent back to Jail

"If I were Jerry Jones, I would cut this guy..... multiple times"

- Ray Lewis

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Posted by YOLO at 3:14am on December 18, 2014

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Tony Romo signed to blockbuster deal

EVERYONE STOP HATING ROMO!

He can EASILY take a team to the Super Bowl. He just needs to get his bus license first.

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Posted by YOLO at 4:26am on December 28, 2014

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Cowboys DE Josh Brent had .18 alcohol level after fatal DUI crash

His gpa was also .18

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Posted by YOLO at 11:48pm on March 22, 2015

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New Jersey priest, and faithful Giants fan, pulls gun on 8 year old Cowboys fan

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

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Posted by LeftShark at 9:03pm on October 05, 2015

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Tony Romo signed to blockbuster deal

Jerry really needs to fire the team's GM.

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Posted by YOLO at 4:24am on December 28, 2014

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Tony Romo stars in DirectTV ad

"Hi, I’m Tony Romo of 2015, and I have DirecTV." 

"Hi, I’m Tony Romo of 2006 through 2014, the one that consistently screwed up when a big game was on the line, and I have cable."

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Posted by YOLO at 8:43am on July 25, 2015

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Tony Romo signed to 100 million contract extension

That's almost 1 dollar per interception

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Posted by YOLO at 4:30am on December 28, 2014

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Tony Romo signed to $108 million extension

Thing that happened since Cowboys last SB win  

  1. Facebook 
  2. Cell Phones 
  3. The Wheel 
  4. Internet 
  5. Moses parts the Red Sea
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Posted by YOLO at 4:36am on December 28, 2014

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Cowboys DE Josh Brent had .18 alcohol level after fatal DUI crash

I do my part for the world....No one clothes more African kids in Patriots shirts than me

- Eli Manning

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Posted by YOLO at 11:46pm on March 22, 2015

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Cowboys Josh Brent retires for second time after deadly DUI

Another case of a veteran killer getting shoved aside for a younger, cheaper killer

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:43am on May 09, 2015

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Cowboys Josh Brent retires for second time after deadly DUI

Jerry Jones will find another criminal to take his place.

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:46am on May 09, 2015

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New Jersey priest, and faithful Giants fan, pulls gun on 8 year old Cowboys fan

In all fairness, the kid was wearing a Weeden jersey

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:58pm on October 05, 2015

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Dez Bryant, Joseph Randle bicker

Bryant slapped Randle almost as hard as he slapped his momma

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Posted by buttfumble at 11:27pm on October 31, 2014

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Dez Bryant, Joseph Randle bicker

Randle experienced a Kobe Bryant moment. Getting caught and thinking out loud why others weren't punished for their situations. Way to stay classy, Joey.

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Posted by buttfumble at 11:30pm on October 31, 2014

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Dallas Cowboys' draft board exposed

Absolutely FAKE! Their real draft board is the dart board at the end of the hallway.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:21am on December 07, 2014

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