Former Baller Here's Profile

Victim is expected to bounce back

What goes around comes around.

Crikey

What does Patrick Marleau bring to the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A hefty cap hit, probably <15G, an able walker, old age pension, and a guarantee that no 3-0 lead in a playoff series is safe.

If you are wearing false teeth the Maple Leafs are your team

Iginla and Jagr are still available if you guys move quickly

*cue the sound effect where Pac Man gets caught by a ghost*

And it wasn’t even Palm Sunday.

unnecessary roughness

Just throw it in the trash like every other 49ers fan has done these past few years.

Griffin may have punched a ticket to the 76ers.

Trade his overated broken hand azzz....or teach him how to fight

Donald Sterling would trade him for a cracker

Pacman deserves an Academy Award for being called a cornerback

Cowboys fans you just read about your next QB.

Is Johnny Manziel patient zero for Affluenza in Texas?

• When you play for the Browns, you drink a lot
• When you drink a lot, you get into trouble
• When get into trouble, you lie about it and get benched for the next game
• When you get benched for the next game, you go to Vegas.
• When you go to Vegas, you wear a blonde wig and a fake moustache.
• When you wear a blonde wig, you change your name to Billy.
• Don’t change your name to Billy and switch to Directv now

Thinkin his B ball game is like his presidency…looks good against old white dudes

They should switch jobs for a week.

Goodell-bot would have ISIS suspended and fined in no time at all.

Don’t worry, Goodell is contained.

It was a combination of piped in crowd noise, Irsay's medicine cabinet and Pagano wanting to get himself fired to get away from the Irsay-Grigson freakshow that created and executed that play.

Colts put the "special" in special teams…

Sean walked in on the cooler and his wife prior to the game

Don't hate me cause I'm orange!!

Fisher gets the rebound....jams it home!. With Authority!!!!

Derek Fisher bringing the triangle offense to his personal life

I thought you were supposed to stick to what you are good at??

Someone throw a cup at him to truly see what kind of shape he's still in

If Trump gets elected president there is going to be hell toupee.

Come on. The Raiders can pay for it themselves.

Mark Davis has saved a fortune by cutting his own hair.