All Troll Comments

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

Peyton Manning: cornball brother?

Flopasaurus

At least it wasn’t for drag racing.

I haven't seen a lead blown this badly since Hillary's 2016 campaign.

I am glad to hear Metta WW III is taking time away to play ball and no longer building a small tactical nuclear warhead in his garage. Thank you Lakers for saving the world.

"Plastic will now be used for all utensils in the cafeteria."

-ESPN Handbook

Is it his clipboard-holding thumb?

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

Poe Montana

My defense sucks, I can't get a job, so Mom said you had to hire me.

"Lennay talked me into it."

-Lance Armstrong

*imaginary comment*