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Roger Goodell says he would absolutely let his sons play football

"I would let all 50 of my kids play football"

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Posted by YOLO at 11:26pm on March 22, 2015

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Cowboys DE Greg Hardy ‘spits the truth’ in new rap video

The NFL claims they have never seen the video and says one doesn’t even exist

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Posted by Cornball Brother at 9:29pm on October 10, 2015

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Obama amazed at Roger Goodell's $44 million a year compensation

Don’t worry, Goodell is contained.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 11:34am on November 22, 2015

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Obama amazed at Roger Goodell's $44 million a year compensation

They should switch jobs for a week.

Goodell-bot would have ISIS suspended and fined in no time at all.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 11:37am on November 22, 2015

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Roger Goodell makes 30 million in 2011

This makes him the highest paid puppet since Kermit the Frog

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 2:48am on December 21, 2014

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Goodell earned $35 million in 2013

Based on all the events of 2014, Roger should have to give it all back!

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:17am on February 14, 2015

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Roger Goodell makes 30 million in 2011

Considering the NFL is a non-profit, a lot of people seem to make excessive profits.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 2:48am on December 21, 2014

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Falcons fined and will lose draft pick for pumping in fake crowd noise

Goodell will likely give the Falcons pick to the Patriots to reward them for always following the rules.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 1:13am on March 31, 2015

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Jets fined only 100k for tampering with Revis and won't lose a draft pick

If there’s no video of it Goodell doesn’t have a clue what to do.

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Posted by buttfumble at 4:40am on May 04, 2015

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Joe Flacco thinks that he can play until he's 40

…with Rodger Goodell in charge….I hope I’m still watching the NFL when I turn 40.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 1:39am on June 09, 2015

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Cam Newton not fined by NFL after all for giving touchdown footballs to kids in stands

Contrary to reports, Goodell fined the children accepting the footballs.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 3:03pm on December 15, 2015

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Gronk says Pats fans will keep Goodell from visiting New England or Foxborough

No, Rodger is more than welcome to come in. It's leaving that’s going to be the real issue.

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:14pm on February 24, 2017

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