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When they asked him to volunteer for drug testing, Johnny thought they meant testing drugs on him. He was all in.
Sure Spander’s nickname in the Patriot’s locker room is the ‘backpack guy,’ but that’s just because he brought a backpack one time and everyone thought it was funny.
"That they won't return fully to the team 'until they start living up to the standards of the Duke program'."
How long will that be? Like, one game?
After watching Bevell calling the plays the last few years he got so used to praying that he decided to just go full bore at it. Seattle's on the down hill slide anyways good time to walk away.
Never mind the pig socks, what about that Rabid Cornered Rat mask he wears on his head? What’s the significance of that?
the habs should sign her up. at least she will drop the gloves. unlike the bunch of #$%$ they have on their team.
Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.
In a few years he is going to resemble a Will Ferrell movie character. He will be playing for an arena football development league team in a wanna be city off the beaten path putting up points against has-been high school players and then holding court at the Hooter's knock off surrounded by trailer trash girls who have a kid or two at home being watched by their moms. After puking in the parking lot, he is going to go back to the motel 6 with a bar maid then oversleep his morning workout and leave no trace of his whereabouts to his coach and teammates other than a selfie he posted the night before with a #bestnightever. Somewhere Ryan Leaf is smiling.
Updated Peyton Manning Madden ratings
Lebron’s agency did however recently pick up a promising blonde-haired kid sporting a mustache and sunglasses.
“I want to take HGH but I can’t have it linked to me in any way…because that would not be good at all. My legacy could be tainted. I know – I’ll have it shipped to MY HOUSE…in MY WIFE’s NAME…no one will EVER know! Perfect!”
Damn I’m smart!
Maybe he spilled a drink on himself.