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Marshawn Lynch: 'I'm here so I won't get fined'

I'm commenting so I won't get fined.

Posted by Carlos Danger at 2:18am on January 29, 2015

Marshawn Lynch NFL Seahawks

Seahawks throw it on 2nd and goal from the 1, resulting in Super Bowl game losing interception

The dancing sharks would've given the ball to Marshawn.

Posted by YOLO at 4:15am on February 02, 2015

Marshawn Lynch NFL Seahawks

Aaron Hernandez judge removes juror

"If the ball is at the one, then you must call a run"

- Johnnie Cochran

Posted by YOLO at 3:03am on February 04, 2015

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Marshawn Lynch mulls retirement

"I wouldve called a run play."

- Brian Williams

Posted by buttfumble at 7:29am on February 14, 2015

Brian Williams NFL Quote Seahawks

Pete Carroll gets honorary degree from USC

USC stands for Ultra Stupid Call

Posted by YOLO at 2:28am on February 26, 2015

NFL Pete Carroll Seahawks

Russell Wilson practicing abstinence with girlfriend Ciara

You have to admit, Wilson has some pretty good ball control.

Posted by Carlos Danger at 1:05pm on July 11, 2015

NFL Russell Wilson Seahawks

Seahawks throw it on 2nd and goal from the 1, resulting in Super Bowl game losing interception

"I would have run it with Lynch...but I died." - Nationwide boy

Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:45am on February 02, 2015

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Russell Wilson says God spoke to him after goal line Super Bowl interception

And then God said: “Go balls out with your next contract – shoot for $25M a year, minimum.”

Posted by buttfumble at 9:03pm on July 07, 2015

NFL Russell Wilson Seahawks

Agent accuses director of doing terrible job with Marshawn Lynch's biopic film

Was it a silent movie?!

Posted by The Deflator at 6:44pm on July 08, 2015

Marshawn Lynch NFL Seahawks

Russell Wilson says God spoke to him after goal line Super Bowl interception

When God spoke to me, he confirmed that, yes, in fact, he HAD spoken to Russel recently, but He couldn’t remember the exact day.

Posted by Carlos Danger at 1:06pm on July 11, 2015

NFL Russell Wilson Seahawks

Russell Wilson practicing abstinence with girlfriend Ciara

Wilson hasn’t been sacked yet this season.

Posted by Carlos Danger at 1:07pm on July 11, 2015

NFL Russell Wilson Seahawks

NFL Report: 11 of 12 Patriots game balls were deflated

Cheat Carroll vs. Bill Belicheat this game should be like watching Spy vs Spy.

Posted by Jack at 6:17am on January 21, 2015

NFL Patriots Seahawks

Seattle decides to throw it on 2nd and goal from the 1, throws interception, loses Super Bowl

Pete Carroll must not play Madden. If you play on a rookie difficulty level you know to give the ball to Marshawn Lynch in the red zone.

Posted by YOLO at 4:12am on February 02, 2015

NFL Patriots Seahawks

Seahawks throw it on 2nd and goal from the 1, resulting in Super Bowl game losing interception

Marshawn: "You know why I'm here."

Pete Carroll: "No I obviously don't know."

Posted by YOLO at 4:17am on February 02, 2015

Marshawn Lynch NFL Quote Seahawks

Seattle throws it on 2nd and goal from the 1, resulting in Super Bowl game losing interception

Seattle hasn't been this disappointed since Macklemore started making music

Posted by YOLO at 4:18am on February 02, 2015

Marshawn Lynch NFL Seahawks

Seattle loses Super Bowl after horrendous decision to throw ball on 2nd and goal at the 1

A deflating loss for Seattle.

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Marshawn Lynch: 'I'm here so I won't get fined'

Posted by Carlos Danger at 2:18am on January 29, 2015

Seahawks throw it on 2nd and goal from the 1, resulting in Super Bowl game losing interception

Posted by YOLO at 4:15am on February 02, 2015

Aaron Hernandez judge removes juror

Posted by YOLO at 3:03am on February 04, 2015

Marshawn Lynch mulls retirement

Posted by buttfumble at 7:29am on February 14, 2015

Pete Carroll gets honorary degree from USC

Posted by YOLO at 2:28am on February 26, 2015

Russell Wilson practicing abstinence with girlfriend Ciara

Posted by Carlos Danger at 1:05pm on July 11, 2015

Seahawks throw it on 2nd and goal from the 1, resulting in Super Bowl game losing interception

Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:45am on February 02, 2015

Russell Wilson says God spoke to him after goal line Super Bowl interception

Posted by buttfumble at 9:03pm on July 07, 2015

Agent accuses director of doing terrible job with Marshawn Lynch's biopic film

Posted by The Deflator at 6:44pm on July 08, 2015

Russell Wilson says God spoke to him after goal line Super Bowl interception

Posted by Carlos Danger at 1:06pm on July 11, 2015

Russell Wilson practicing abstinence with girlfriend Ciara

Posted by Carlos Danger at 1:07pm on July 11, 2015

NFL Report: 11 of 12 Patriots game balls were deflated

Posted by Jack at 6:17am on January 21, 2015

Seattle decides to throw it on 2nd and goal from the 1, throws interception, loses Super Bowl

Posted by YOLO at 4:12am on February 02, 2015

Seahawks throw it on 2nd and goal from the 1, resulting in Super Bowl game losing interception

Posted by YOLO at 4:17am on February 02, 2015

Seattle throws it on 2nd and goal from the 1, resulting in Super Bowl game losing interception

Posted by YOLO at 4:18am on February 02, 2015

Seattle loses Super Bowl after horrendous decision to throw ball on 2nd and goal at the 1

Posted by YOLO at 4:20am on February 02, 2015