Brian Williams Troll Comments

"I wouldve called a run play."

- Brian Williams

The Wolves offered me a contract but I turned down the offer

- Brian Williams

Brian Williams witnessed the robbery. The thief was heard yelling "you mad bro" as he passed the shoes instead of running them. Cool story bro

A-Rod is truly apologetic about his mistakes. I was there to console him

- Brian Williams

Wherever he is... I'd just like to take this moment and thank Brian Williams for getting these two in a room, playing the role of negotiator, and finally getting this fight to happen. I can't wait until we can hear the stories about it.

Brian Williams just reported that Tom Brady is innocent.

So this is why the Patriots hired Brian Williams.