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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

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You guys didn't see it but that Gatorade cooler told Sean Rodriguez to run it out.

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Lakers re-sign Metta World Peace for his locker room presence

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Someone throw a cup at him to truly see what kind of shape he's still in

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Vladimir Putin scores 8 goals in exhibition hockey game against former NHLers

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Kim Jong Un could have beaten the whole Russian team all by himself!

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Jets RB Chris Johnson arrested with firearm

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The Jets need all the weapons they can get.

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Biogenesis scandal set to boil over

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Ryan Braun: M-V-P-in-a-cup.

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Derrick Rose disappears, misses Knicks game without informing team

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

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Report: Broncos thinking about trading Peyton Manning to Texans

The answer is so simple. He should go to the Giants.

Peyton can get them to the playoffs, Eli can take over from there.

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Kobe sets all time record for most missed shots

Seems like enough bricks to build Staples Center.

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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

"Today I'm only taking questions about Tebow"

- Coach Belichick 

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manti teo girlfriend

Tony Romo tried to have a relationship with Te'o, but his calls were intercepted.
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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Victim is expected to bounce back

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

What goes around comes around.

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

Cycling Lance Armstrong PEDs
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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

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Posted by omurphy at 11:54pm on December 14, 2014

Brown Johnny Football NFL
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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

Arod MLB
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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

Peyton Manning: cornball brother?

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Posted by YOLO at 3:37am on December 28, 2014

NFL RG3
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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Flopasaurus

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:01am on December 08, 2014

Chris Bosh Heat NBA

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