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Bill Belichick shows up to press conference with black eye, avoids reporters' questions on it

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Wife probably caught him cheating.

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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

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Maybe next time they can have Ray Lewis give the talk.

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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb not charged in marijuana possession

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It appears that J'Marcus was holding. I wonder how easily he gave up the sack.

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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

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Bosh invented flopping 65 million years ago.

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Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring

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"I can see the ring from my house." 

- Sarah Palin

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Curt Schilling complains he isn't getting voted into the hall of fame because of his conservative views

Maybe the electoral college will elect him.

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Colts fake punt fail against Patriots goes down as one of the worst plays ever

Next time Jim Irsay comes stumbling in with a genius play he drew up on a cocktail napkin in a drunken opiate haze, just crumple it up and throw it in the trash, Chuck. He probably won't remember it tomorrow anyways.

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Posted by Melo Dramatic

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FanDuel, DraftKings under investigation by attorney general, viewers to be (temporarily) spared their commercials as a result

"I was just a normal guy working at Fanduel and I made 300 thousand on DraftKings!"

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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories

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Posted by YOLO

Chuck Norris NFL RG3
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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

"If he caught passes from Brady, he can't be that shady"

- Johnny Cochran's ghost

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Victim is expected to bounce back

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

What goes around comes around.

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

Dolphins NFL
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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

Cycling Lance Armstrong PEDs
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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

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Posted by omurphy at 11:54pm on December 14, 2014

Brown Johnny Football NFL
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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

Arod MLB
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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

Aaron Hernandez NFL
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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

Peyton Manning: cornball brother?

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Posted by YOLO at 3:37am on December 28, 2014

NFL RG3
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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Flopasaurus

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:01am on December 08, 2014

Chris Bosh Heat NBA

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