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Ray Lewis would rather be coached by Rex Ryan than Bill Belichick

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Ray Lewis prefers a coach who will let him get away with murder...

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Raiders' coach: I don't see any reasons why the Raiders won't win the division

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Mark Davis’ haircut is one

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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

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Bosh invented flopping 65 million years ago.

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Biogenesis scandal set to boil over

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Ryan Braun: M-V-P-in-a-cup.

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Ray Lewis joins ESPN

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"Plastic will now be used for all utensils in the cafeteria."

-ESPN Handbook

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Jets linebacker Enemkpali sucker punches starting QB Geno Smith, breaks his jaw, and gets released by team

First time Geno and a teammate actually connected.

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Agent accuses director of doing terrible job with Marshawn Lynch's biopic film

Was it a silent movie?!

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Cavs coach David Blatt elaborates on his relationship with Lebron

Translating David Blatt: "Of course LeBron can do what he wants to do. I never played in the NBA. Ever coached in the NBA. Hell, I never saw an NBA game before this year. If LeBron wants to call a play or change a play, who am I to say no? We get along fine until I forget that I am just the mouthpiece and a pawn. He just reminds me sometimes."

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Elvis Dumervil released by Broncos after contract paperwork not faxed on time

I was gunna fax that contract thru, but then I got high

I was gunna get it signed on time, but then I got high

da da da

now I got no contract and I know why

yea yea

cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

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Posted by YOLO

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Tom Brady: I did not alter the ball in anyway

"I didn't do it, but I'll find out who really did do it"

-OJ Simpson

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Victim is expected to bounce back

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

What goes around comes around.

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

Cycling Lance Armstrong PEDs
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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

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Posted by omurphy at 11:54pm on December 14, 2014

Brown Johnny Football NFL
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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

Arod MLB
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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

Peyton Manning: cornball brother?

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Posted by YOLO at 3:37am on December 28, 2014

NFL RG3
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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Flopasaurus

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:01am on December 08, 2014

Chris Bosh Heat NBA

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