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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

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He looks like a drunk Furby

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Mark Sanchez to have thumb surgery during offseason, will miss some OTAs

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Is it his clipboard-holding thumb?

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New Jersey priest, and faithful Giants fan, pulls gun on 8 year old Cowboys fan

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"I said no false idols."

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Leafs ship Phil Kessel off to the Penguins

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Noooooooooo, I just bought a hot dog cart and got a license to operate behind Phil's condo.

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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb not charged in marijuana possession

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It appears that J'Marcus was holding. I wonder how easily he gave up the sack.

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Colts fake punt fail against Patriots goes down as one of the worst plays ever

Anyone check the ball pressure? Just asking.

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Posted by buttfumble

Colts NFL
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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

Sean walked in on the cooler and his wife prior to the game

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Report: Diego Maradona to run for FIFA president

At least we'll know where the money goes

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Juan Manuel Marquez knocks out Pacquiao

I dont want any tacos. ..said no Juan ever

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Posted by Fay Turner

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Manti Teo friend admits to Lennay Kekua hoax

Te'o lost his virginity to R2D2.

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Victim is expected to bounce back

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

What goes around comes around.

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

Cycling Lance Armstrong PEDs
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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

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Posted by omurphy at 11:54pm on December 14, 2014

Brown Johnny Football NFL
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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

Arod MLB
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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

Aaron Hernandez NFL
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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

Peyton Manning: cornball brother?

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Posted by YOLO at 3:37am on December 28, 2014

NFL RG3
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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Flopasaurus

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:01am on December 08, 2014

Chris Bosh Heat NBA

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