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Vikings release Blair Walsh

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He will be “missed”

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Kellen Winslow denies lewd conduct in car, says was looking for Boston Market

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Would this be a carjacking?

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Alabama players accused of using deer antler spray

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The Buck stops here for Alabama football. This will almost assuredly cost them deerly.

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Police search pond near Aaron Hernandez's house for weapon

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THIS JUST IN

Timmy Tebow was just seen walking on the pond

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Manti Teo friend admits to Lennay Kekua hoax

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Te'o lost his virginity to R2D2.

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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

The report says she had been drinking
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9 Months after getting dissed by JJ Watt, Titans backup QB Zach Mettenberger calls Watt's jacket 'high schoolish'

You can't come back with a comeback after nine months. You got three months. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.

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Posted by YOLO

JJ Watt NFL
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Lebron after losing finals to Golden State: "I'm still in a little funk right now, but I'm trying to work my way out of it"

here's my LeBron imitation

"I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I"

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Posted by buttfumble

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Manti Teo runs a 4.82 40 yard dash at combine

Great run baby.

- Roniah Tuiasosopo

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Kobe reaches 6,000-assist plateau

"I regret all 6,000 of them", Bryant said when asked for comment.

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Victim is expected to bounce back

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

What goes around comes around.

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

Dolphins NFL
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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

Cycling Lance Armstrong PEDs
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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

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Posted by omurphy at 11:54pm on December 14, 2014

Brown Johnny Football NFL
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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

Arod MLB
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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

Aaron Hernandez NFL
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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

Peyton Manning: cornball brother?

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Posted by YOLO at 3:37am on December 28, 2014

NFL RG3
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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Flopasaurus

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:01am on December 08, 2014

Chris Bosh Heat NBA

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