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San Diego Chargers security guard fired for masturbating during game

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This guy single handedly scored more than the Chargers on Sunday

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Raiders' coach: I don't see any reasons why the Raiders won't win the division

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Mark Davis’ haircut is one

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City of Glendale moves to terminate lease agreement with the Coyotes, NHL to fight move

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Does anyone know a good lawyer that graduated from the University of Phoenix?

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Vladimir Putin steals Robert Kraft's Super Bowl Ring

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I've always said that Putin was a bit Krafty. 

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Manti Teo friend admits to girlfriend hoax

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*imaginary comment*

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Out of work Rob Ryan gets hired by his twin brother Rex Ryan in Buffalo

Just keep him away from the defense

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Posted by Juan Elway

Bills NFL
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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

You guys didn't see it but that Gatorade cooler told Sean Rodriguez to run it out.

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Posted by buttfumble

MLB Pirates
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Comedian makes it rain with dollar bills over Sepp Blatter in prank

Thinks - "Why didn't he put it into an envelope like everyone else."

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Bears offensive lineman J'Marcus Webb not charged in marijuana possession

It appears that J'Marcus was holding. I wonder how easily he gave up the sack.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

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Although cleared to play, Derrick Rose sits out game 7 of playoffs

I was gonna read this article but I only feel 90% "mentally prepared" today

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49ers GM says new Kaepernick contract fell through

Not a stand up kind of guy.

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Jason Pierre-Paul signed by Giants to $62 million, four year deal

Those digits seem to be blown out of proportion.

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American singer accidentally performs Nazi-era "Deutschland Über Alles" Anthem ahead of US vs. Germany tennis match

Make Germany Great Again

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Falcons blow 25 point lead in epic Superbowl loss to Patriots

I haven't seen a lead blown this badly since Hillary's 2016 campaign.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

Falcons NFL
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Duke player suspended 'indefinitely' by Coach K for tripping, reinstated after only missing one game

Sportsmanship and integrity are very important at Duke, until they get in the way of winning.

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Posted by buttfumble

Duke NCAAB

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

Cycling Lance Armstrong PEDs
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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

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Posted by omurphy at 11:54pm on December 14, 2014

Brown Johnny Football NFL
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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

Arod MLB
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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

Peyton Manning: cornball brother?

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Posted by YOLO at 3:37am on December 28, 2014

NFL RG3
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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Flopasaurus

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:01am on December 08, 2014

Chris Bosh Heat NBA

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