Juan Elway's Profile

The reason Khan talks so much is because he believes it will strengthen his jaw.

I've always said that you can take the goalie out of Toronto, but you cannot take the Toronto out of the goalie.

He looks like a drunk Furby

He looks like Homer Simpson

sad part is that it was his best drive in 3 years

His driver was in his bag

Little Johnny Gaudreau should get a tat of Grumpy Cat on his tiny arm

I was about to say that no one that stupid could ever be a GM, but then I remembered Brian Burke exists.

Geno Smith got signed before this guy. Tells you how far he has fallen.

He still has options……as long as he doesn’t have any problems with the Canadian National Anthem.

Illegal use of hands defense…5 yard penalty…automatic first down!

“We understand he is used to getting beat,” said a police spokesman.

Robbery? Are they charging him with stealing his paycheck last year?

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

You might say he did.

Make Germany Great Again

Manti Teo is dating Utah’s sixth man?

He doesn’t need to worry about blowing a fourth quarter lead as long as Jed York as owner.

The patriots deflated the coin

The 49ers should fire Kyle Shanahan right now.

The only Justin Bieber hit I ever liked!

I think the wrong person deleted his Twitter account.

Maybe the electoral college will elect him.

As a ticket holder I would ask for a rebate but I know Haslam isn’t real good at that either lol

The bills have won the offseason two years in a row

I knew something was "afoot"

I thought “Superman” was allowed to wear a cape? You can’t mix a tie in with a cape, fashion faux pas.

Shoulda wore the clip on...

Von Mexico

Von Driller?

Stephen A smith looks like Robocop with his visor off