He looks like a drunk Furby
His driver was in his bag
"I prefer white breast meat myself"
-Tiger Woods
Your golf game has got to be pretty good if you've been playing for the Jags as long as Scobee has
SLEEP WITH HIS WIFE TIGER
"They now have boneless chicken for chokers like me"
- Sergio Garcia for KFC
"This is more hurtful towards the chickens than anyone else."
-PETA
So that make him a Snaggletooth Tiger now! lol
I like the new look, roll with it bro
-- Strahan
For how much longer does Tiger have to suck before it's stops being "news" that he sucks?
He looks like Homer Simpson
Blondes will mess up your back. Ask Tiger Woods.
sad part is that it was his best drive in 3 years
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