Bill Belichick shows up to press conference with black eye, avoids reporters' questions on it

Bill Belichick was his usual grumpy and terse self at a press conference before the Patriots game with Kansas City, except this time he also sported a black eye. When asked how the eye was feeling and how he hurt it, Belichick responded with ‘Great’. And then silence when asked if was getting better. He also said that he didn’t think coaches needed to be on the injury report, and that he thinks he’ll live. Although Belichick was rather mum on the cause of his black eye, the internet has already put forth numerous theories on the matter.