Belichick Troll Comments

"Today I'm only taking questions about Tebow"

- Coach Belichick 

Wife probably caught him cheating.

Belichick to develop Tebow into an elite kick holder

Bill's heart is soft like a Patriots game ball.

Belichick 1 requesting a landing...

This kid already got a new job working for Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick sells fake Jordan's on eBay

Bill Belichick graded his own test when the teacher said to pass it to the person behind them

It's a medical condition called "Cheaters eye"....very common in New England.

Bill should be the next Press Secretary of the President. He never answers the questions or tells the truth. It would be entertaining to watch.

7 possible reasons for the eye

1. One of the hobos he regularly murders for sport actually fought back.
2. He was playing catch with Tom Brady with an over-inflated ball.
3. That’s actually his natural skin color, due to the fact that his dark soul is rotting his body from the inside out, and he just forgot to apply makeup to that spot today.
4. Some weird sex thing.
5. Pressed his eye onto the eyepiece of the telescope he uses to spy on his neighbors a little too hard.
6. Didn’t move the stone slab all the way off his sarcophagus when he woke up this morning.
7. The Incantation of the Dead, a spell that has kept his lifeless, eternal corpse animated for a millennia, is starting to wear off.

You dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Most homeless people dress to be the Patriots head coach.

Aaron,

Next time you want to destroy video evidence please call me first.

- Bill Belichick

Did anyone else catch a glimpse of Bill Belichick sneaking over and deflating Pete Carroll's brain right before that last play call?

"You're supposed to film the other team's practices, moron."

- Bellicheck

Being the man of integrity that he is, I'm sure Bill Belichick would never consider stooping to doing something outside the rules in order to gain a competitive edge