Boshasaurus's Profile

Hard work! Medication! Hard work! Medication! Hard work! Medication!

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

Took one look at the Jets and retired. Sounds about right.

Almost Broke

Relax, Jose. Until someone invents a robot that can snort coke and hit a baseball or a woman you have nothing to fear.

What if Canseco was replaced by a robot already?

The first guy should have thrown the phone to the second guy, that way they could be sure Revis wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

Revis saw the cell phone and was jealous of it's tight coverage.

That's a bit below the belt.

Bet his chin hit the floor when this came out. Usually does.

Hope he lasted longer that he normally does in his fights

It's probably deflatorgade

Little known fact: every player in the hall of fame is a liberal.

Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb were early proponents of Obamacare.

I know he went to Harvard but he ain't too smart with the ball

If you asked Fitzpatrick what his favorite number is....he'd pick 6.

Pick Six Fitz

I'm not sure if I was born in 1975 or 1990, I forget.

Make America 8-8 again

Kung Fu Panda Express

More like the Kung Pao Panda

Is he still angry about the USFL folding?

The Steelers hit really hard!!!!! Just ask the women in their lives!

7 possible reasons for the eye

1. One of the hobos he regularly murders for sport actually fought back.
2. He was playing catch with Tom Brady with an over-inflated ball.
3. That’s actually his natural skin color, due to the fact that his dark soul is rotting his body from the inside out, and he just forgot to apply makeup to that spot today.
4. Some weird sex thing.
5. Pressed his eye onto the eyepiece of the telescope he uses to spy on his neighbors a little too hard.
6. Didn’t move the stone slab all the way off his sarcophagus when he woke up this morning.
7. The Incantation of the Dead, a spell that has kept his lifeless, eternal corpse animated for a millennia, is starting to wear off.

He must have gotten slapped by one of Brady’s deflated balls…

OMAHA! NEEDLE! NEEDLE! OMAHA!

I don’t believe that report. Why would Manning go outside the team for drugs when he worked for Irsay?

HGH you make me good. (Nationwide cadence)

Manziel has to take things to another level if he wants to play in Dallas. You know, all the little domestic spats are cute and all but he needs to up his game, get a few serious felonies on his record and then and only then will the Cowboys take him seriously.

Can someone please put Jed York on the IR?

Colts can now put up a Banner, "participant in the most stupid NFL play next to the Buttfumble"