Jerry Jones = Perfect VP for Trump
"The players love me. Everybody loves me. Believe me, no one wants to protect players more than me."
They’ve got a woman beater, mom beater, Kleptomaniac, and drunk drivers on this team. My goodness.
Who needs Riker's Island when you have the Cowboys taking on everyone suspected or convicted of a crime that has even marginal talent?
Manziel has to take things to another level if he wants to play in Dallas. You know, all the little domestic spats are cute and all but he needs to up his game, get a few serious felonies on his record and then and only then will the Cowboys take him seriously.
Best Jerry Jones Comments All Time