Jose Canseco Troll Comments

Still had four of a kind.

Now that's a bad tell.

What's he whining about? I've lost several hands playing poker!

After losing a big pot, Canseco gave the table the finger. Sore loser.

Considering how many people he fingered in his book, I'm surprised he had any left.

He fingered that skank, Madonna YEARS ago and his finger didn't fall off then? That's probably where the bad smell came from.

He is lucky it didn't bounce off his head and over the fence for a HR.

What if Canseco was replaced by a robot already?

Relax, Jose. Until someone invents a robot that can snort coke and hit a baseball or a woman you have nothing to fear.