Russell Wilson Troll Comments

You have to admit, Wilson has some pretty good ball control.

And then God said: “Go balls out with your next contract – shoot for $25M a year, minimum.”

When God spoke to me, he confirmed that, yes, in fact, he HAD spoken to Russel recently, but He couldn’t remember the exact day.

Wilson hasn’t been sacked yet this season.

And his throw from shortstop to first base was intercepted by Malcolm Butler

Instead of audibly speaking to Wilson after the play…perhaps he should have told him to audible before the play.

If I was God, I would whisper in the ear of world leaders and people who could actually make a difference. Very doubtful I would talk to quarterbacks, and if I did, it would be Tebow.

God just spoke to me, said to have lasagna for dinner. Who am I to argue?

The new definition of the "12th Man".

Search Youtube for Ciara’s lap dance with a fan, on stage, in May. Wilson may not be getting any, but that fan sure did.

Ciara and Wilson are from different planets.

Russell Wilson and I have something in common then; we are both NOT having sex with Ciara.