Manti Teo
When your cable company keeps you on hold, you get bored. When you get bored you get on the internet. When you get on the internet you go to a dating site. When you go to a dating site you fall in love with an invisible man who speaks like a girl. Dont fall in love with an invisible man who speaks like a girl, get DirecTV.
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Johnny Manziel disguised himself with blonde wig, sunglasses, and fake mustache, while going AWOL from Browns and partying in Las Vegas
- When you play for the Browns, you drink a lot
- When you drink a lot, you get into trouble
- When get into trouble, you lie about it and get benched for the next game
- When you get benched for the next game, you go to Vegas.
- When you go to Vegas, you wear a blonde wig and a fake moustache.
- When you wear a blonde wig, you change your name to Billy.
- Don’t change your name to Billy and switch to Directv now
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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:01am on January 20, 2016
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Lil Wayne tries to fight Marcos Maidana's entourage after Mayweather fight
When the cable company raises their prices, you get angry. When you get angry, you wanna fight someone. When you wanna fight someone, you go after Marcos Maidana And His Crew. And if you go after Marcos Maidana And His Crew, you gonna get knocked the fuck out. Don't do get knocked the fuck out. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV...
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Posted by Former Baller Here at 6:02am on December 07, 2014
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Alabama fan indicted for sex act on passed out LSU fan
When you're an LSU fan your team can't cross midfield for 4 quarters
When your team can't cross midfield you become depressed
When you become depressed you drink wild turkey like water
When you drink wild turkey like water you will pass out
When you pass out Alabama fans will celebrate by simulating sex with your face
Don't be an LSU fan
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