Alabama Troll Comments

Alabambi

The Buck stops here for Alabama football. This will almost assuredly cost them deerly.

If you marry your sister, poison oak trees, or teabag strangers, you might be an alabama fan.

I'm gonna let this one pass because deer urine is basically cologne in Alabama.

Sounds like the guy makes a lot of doe with this.

Does she like motorcycles??

-Bobby Petrino

Guess you call that a safari hunt. Bagged him a Tiger

Just leaf him alone

He got tree years.

If deer didn't have antlers, this wouldn't have happened.

- Bob Costas

Spray Tide

"If I were a young buck like McCarron, that's one Doe I'd like to mount..."

~Brent Musberger

Weird they forgot to mention that her and AJ are cousins

"My sister is hotter!"

- Average Alabama fan

"Today in class we learn how to design a cross which can burn for 10 whole hours" 

-University of Alabama Mechanical Engineering Student

EVERYTHING'S THE DEVIL TO YOU, MAMA!