LSU Troll Comments

If you marry your sister, poison oak trees, or teabag strangers, you might be an alabama fan.

Guess you call that a safari hunt. Bagged him a Tiger

Typical SEC FANS......always trying to screw men,cousins,sheep and other animals...

"I caught more balls than the entire LSU team!"

-passed out LSU fan

Sex offenses aren't limited to the SEC or the South. But this may be the first time a University of Alabama fan was indicted on a sex charge that didn't involve livestock.

When you're an LSU fan your team can't cross midfield for 4 quarters

When your team can't cross midfield you become depressed

When you become depressed you drink wild turkey like water

When you drink wild turkey like water you will pass out

When you pass out Alabama fans will celebrate by simulating sex with your face

Don't be an LSU fan

Lawyer fees..... 1.2 million

Bail...... 50,000 dollars

Severance payment from job.... 1200 dollars

Teabagging a rival fan, for real: Speechless

There are some things that humans just don't do. For everything else, there's Alabama fans.