Lil Wayne Troll Comments

Who let Lil Wayne out of his Pokeball?

He just thought lil wayne was the trash can

"I got hit by a water bottle on the head, call that a bottle head"

- Lil Wayne

Damn lil wayne sounds like a barking chihuahua

When the cable company raises their prices, you get angry. When you get angry, you wanna fight someone. When you wanna fight someone, you go after Marcos Maidana And His Crew. And if you go after Marcos Maidana And His Crew, you gonna get knocked the fuck out. Don't do get knocked the fuck out. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV...

That nigga wayne a crackhead 1 day, guitar player the next, skaterboarder the next, now he think he a boxer

You see how Wayne's men quickly assessed the situation?

1. Garcia throws water bottle
2. Wayne's friend in the black hat starts to pursue Garcia
3. Wayne's friend in the black hat immediately changes his mind
4. Wayne's friend in the black hat and the rest of his entourage realize that they are in fact a group of uncoordinated yes men and this is IN FACT a large group of trained fighters
5. Understandably, Wayne feels like a Bitch and walks over strictly for his pride, knowing damn well that he will be held back and carried away by his big ass security guards.

Next time on the Chronicles of a Studio Rapper, we will venture into the delusional mind of Tyga and try to figure out why he reciprocates beef and why he doesn't realize that we all saw him on that rapper game show.

Until then, I'm Ricky Fontane signing out!*Looks into the distance* Pretty Ricky what they called him....

WHAT WOULD DRAKE DO::pick the water bottle up and return it saying i think u dropped something

Don't get me wrong Wayne strong as fuck, but they lucky my nigga beiber wasn't there he could of dropped maidana and all of his guards, alone within 60 seconds.

*Reply* - You mean he would've dropped "their pants" and started blowing those niggas

S/o to niggas that hold the mouse over a porn video to see the highlights and decide if its worth nutting to.

I wish that water bottle was a brick.

"Throw that bottle at me, call it bottle service"

- Lil Wayne 

I was expecting Ross to come out and start cuffin people..

Hang around with beiber and you are destined to get hit by a water bottle.