Ray Lewis Troll Comments

"Plastic will now be used for all utensils in the cafeteria."

-ESPN Handbook

Maybe next time they can have Ray Lewis give the talk.

Excellent advice

- Ray Lewis

Ray Lewis prefers a coach who will let him get away with murder...

"If I were Jerry Jones, I would cut this guy..... multiple times"

- Ray Lewis

Let's be fair people. Ray Lewis is bound to be a cut above the rest of the experts.

"I would kill someone if they pulled this on me"

-Ray Lewis

Maybe they should also hire Oscar Pistorius to cover track and field?

Good signing. Ray Lewis will kill it because he attacks discussion topics well and stabs them where they count.

"He keeps leavin' witnesses like this he is gonna end up doing hard time."

- Ray Lewis analyzing the situation for ESPN

Did Ray Lewis kill the lights?

Stuart Scott better keep his eye on Ray...

"I better update my resume"  

- Rae Carruth

Does this mean that Ray’s Dry Cleaning franchise is put on hold?

Looks like Michael Vick can get that job with Animal Planet after all.

There are 8 secret service men around Ray Lewis.....I guess they aren't taking any chances