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"RGIII could learn something from this guy."

- Rob Parker

Ndamokong Suh was doing a good job at getting rid of the "dirty player" label but then he took a few steps back.

Not sure why everyone is upset. This is a positive news story. Alabama has come a long way. Used to be only white football stars got away with crime. Progress is progress.

He was caught after a foot chase? I guess he ran the wrong route

"He keeps leavin' witnesses like this he is gonna end up doing hard time."

- Ray Lewis analyzing the situation for ESPN

"I learned so much from this guy I look up to him like a big brother!"

- Suh

Speaking of being aggravated over someone's poor performance...

Wreckless eating charge still pending

I was in this Alabama trooper car in 2012, and we were chasing Nick Fairly.....

- Brian Williams

He got caught by the police on foot? No wonder he's out of the league now.

I don't always get arrested, but when I do,

I get arrested 3 times

- Titus Young

This guy is helping me DOMINATE my Criminal Fantasy League. I'm running away with the championship. #1 pick for life.

Jim Caldwell isn't old enough to get that call.