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Aaron Hernandez case brings third arrest

I don't really have a dog in this fight.

-Michael Vick

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:13am on December 07, 2014

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Michael Vick claims he's the fastest quarterback in the NFL

Usian Bolt is faster, and just as accurate at throwing the football. 

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:11am on December 05, 2014

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Michael Vick claims he's the fastest quarterback in the NFL

That speed turns a 3 yrd sack into a 15 yrd sack.

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:12am on December 05, 2014

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Michael Vick claims he's the fastest quarterback in the NFL

Vick and Tebow can be the NFL version of black thunder and white lightning.  

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:14am on December 05, 2014

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Jets QB Geno Smith gets time zones mixed up, misses meeting

Even PETA would choose Vick over Smith.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:03am on December 05, 2014

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Flak jacket CEO Rob Vito guarantees Michael Vick won't get hurt wearing it

"We guarantee this ship will never sink"

-Titanic engineers

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:25am on February 26, 2015

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Ray Lewis joins ESPN

Looks like Michael Vick can get that job with Animal Planet after all.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:05am on December 05, 2014

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Michael Vick claims he's the fastest quarterback in the NFL

"What I meant to say was that our season will be over the fastest." 

-Michael Vick

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:13am on December 05, 2014

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NFL RB Chris Johnson races cheetah

Beat a cheetah? That's nothin'! I beat hundreds of dogs.

-Mike Vick.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:20am on February 26, 2015

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Flak jacket CEO Rob Vito guarantees Michael Vick won't get hurt wearing it

"Vick is now a made man. I guarantee his safety"

- Vito

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:25am on February 26, 2015

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Flak jacket CEO Rob Vito guarantees Michael Vick won't get hurt wearing it

"you're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it"

-George Zimmer

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:27am on February 26, 2015

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Flak jacket CEO Rob Vito guarantees Michael Vick won't get hurt wearing it

Challenge Accepted!

- New Orleans Saints

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Posted by Fay Turner at 3:28am on February 26, 2015

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Michael Vick suffers serious concussion

time to put him down....

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Posted by YOLO at 1:43am on March 25, 2015

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With Roethlisberger injured, backup Michael Vick thinks he has his last chance to start

I look forward to seeing Vick under center, barking out signals.

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Posted by Rays White Suit at 10:41pm on September 29, 2015

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