Adrian Peterson Troll Comments

I don't know why he's thinking about the Olympics. They aren't kids, so it's not like he can beat them.

AP will always be the greatest switch hitter in football history

Maybe they will "switch" him for someone?

We all knew he’d come in in great shape. After all, cutting tree branches is tough work.

His son could have used some of that

Adrian Peterson abuses the exclamation point like it's his 4 year old son.

Someone give this man an orange peanut and see if that shuts him up.

"Crazy how one side has so much power."

I'm pretty certain that this same sentiment has been felt by Adrian Peterson's son as well.

Hopefully he didn't fumble and break the gifts at a key time.

"You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD."

- Leviticus 19:28

Should've gotten the Jeepers Creepers license plate tattooed on him..."BEATNGU"

Where is the "Switch of God" tattoo...

Go get a switch little boy, you've made my naughty list!