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Jason Pierre-Paul signed by Giants to $62 million, four year deal

Those digits seem to be blown out of proportion.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:47am on March 18, 2017

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Giants' Jason Pierre-Paul gets right index finger amputated after fireworks accident

People need to stop criticizing our star athletes so much. All the finger wagging is getting out of hand. JPP will be just fine. Sure, his next check might be missing a digit or two, but he'll still get his.

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Posted by The Deflator at 6:56pm on July 08, 2015

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Jason Pierre Paul tweets: I can’t think of the last time my index finger got me a sack

Wonder how long it took him to type that

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:29pm on September 17, 2015

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Jason Pierre-Paul signed by Giants to $62 million, four year deal

He almost let all those millions slip through his finger.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:49am on March 18, 2017

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Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul severely injures hand in 4th of July fireworks accident

On one hand, at least the Giants can save some money as he hadn't signed the franchise tag yet. On the other hand, there isn't one.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:31pm on July 07, 2015

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Talks between Giants and Jason Pierre Paul break down; Giants question his readiness

I guess the Giants gave JPP the finger.

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Posted by YOLO at 5:25pm on September 08, 2015

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Jason Pierre Paul tweets: I can’t think of the last time my index finger got me a sack

I'm guessing he never played Madden before.

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Posted by Rays White Suit at 5:28pm on September 17, 2015

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Jason Pierre Paul tweets: I can’t think of the last time my index finger got me a sack

By far the most explosive hand in the game.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:27pm on September 17, 2015

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Jason Pierre Paul tweets: I can’t think of the last time my index finger got me a sack

He's handling this well.

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Posted by RG4 at 5:31pm on September 17, 2015

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Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul severely injures hand in 4th of July fireworks accident

The Giants are all time leaders in self inflicted gunshots and explosion injuries.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:31pm on July 07, 2015

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Giants not sure if Jason Pierre Paul is football ready after fireworks incident

I can't wait until he somehow signs the contract, once again is a giant, and can give his teammates a high four.

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Posted by YOLO at 5:26pm on September 08, 2015

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Giants and DE Jason Pierre-Paul at odds over his ability to play

Well, if gripping a normal sized football is the issue, he could always play for the Patriots.

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Posted by YOLO at 5:27pm on September 08, 2015

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Giants and DE Jason Pierre-Paul still at odds over his ability to play, fail to sign contract

The Giants wanted a nine finger discount

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Posted by YOLO at 5:29pm on September 08, 2015

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Giants and DE Jason Pierre-Paul still at odds over his ability to play, fail to sign contract

He will be back in a week when he learns to sign his name left handed

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:31pm on September 08, 2015

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Jason Pierre Paul tweets: I can’t think of the last time my index finger got me a sack

At least when he plays poorly, he wont be able to point a finger at anybody else.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 5:32pm on September 17, 2015

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Jason Pierre Paul tweets: I can’t think of the last time my index finger got me a sack

He'll still be 'explosive'...

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Posted by Melo Dramatic at 5:32pm on September 17, 2015

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