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San Diego Chargers security guard fired for masturbating during game

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This guy single handedly scored more than the Chargers on Sunday

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Report: Peyton Manning used HGH, had it shipped to his wife's address

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OMAHA! NEEDLE! NEEDLE! OMAHA!

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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

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Excellent advice

- Ray Lewis

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Leafs ship Phil Kessel off to the Penguins

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Noooooooooo, I just bought a hot dog cart and got a license to operate behind Phil's condo.

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Pennsylvania brewery releases beer honoring the late Joe Paterno

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Turn a Blind IPA

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Odell Beckham says Miami boat cruise reaction was a distraction, but didn't factor into playoff loss

Odell had multiple drops but he at least he caught some sun

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Posted by YOLO

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Curt Schilling claims if he said to 'lynch Trump' that he would get in the hall of fame faster

You'd be in the hall if you pitched better, not bitched better.

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Posted by Fay Turner

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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Maybe next time they can have Ray Lewis give the talk.

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Posted by Juan Elway

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NFL Report: 11 of 12 Patriots game balls were deflated

Bill Belichick sells fake Jordan's on eBay

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Posted by Jack

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Kaepernick hires Kurt Warner as tutor

Is Warner going to teach him how to bag groceries?

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Posted by Former Baller Here

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Victim is expected to bounce back

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Posted by Former Baller Here

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

What goes around comes around.

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico

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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Posted by Juan Elway

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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Posted by Boshasaurus

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Lance Armstrong admits to doping

He's been a drug pedaler all along.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:13am on December 05, 2014

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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

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Arod sends ball to women during playoff game, asks for their number

Hey I just got benched

I'm pretty lazy

I hit .130

Call me maybe

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Posted by YOLO at 12:26am on December 07, 2014

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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

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Rob Parker suspended for calling RG3 a cornball brother

Peyton Manning is married to a white chick and is staunchly republican.

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Posted by YOLO at 3:37am on December 28, 2014

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Chris Bosh fined 5K for flopping in 2013 NBA Finals

Flopasaurus

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:01am on December 08, 2014

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