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Amir Khan talks down Kell Brook, call him his junior

The reason Khan talks so much is because he believes it will strengthen his jaw.

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Anaheim goalie Jonathan Bernier lets in 6 goals in series losing game 6 to Predators

I've always said that you can take the goalie out of Toronto, but you cannot take the Toronto out of the goalie.

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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, gets mugshot taken

He looks like Homer Simpson

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Tiger Woods gets busted for driving under the influence

sad part is that it was his best drive in 3 years

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Tiger Woods gets busted for DUI

His driver was in his bag

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Leafs Auston Matthews gets tattoo of lion wearing crown on arm

Little Johnny Gaudreau should get a tat of Grumpy Cat on his tiny arm

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Oilers winger Milan Lucic voices aspirations of becoming a GM

I was about to say that no one that stupid could ever be a GM, but then I remembered Brian Burke exists.

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Maple Leafs sign 38 year old Patrick Marleau to 3 year deal

What does Patrick Marleau bring to the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A hefty cap hit, probably <15G, an able walker, old age pension, and a guarantee that no 3-0 lead in a playoff series is safe.

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Maple Leafs sign 38 year old Patrick Marleau to 3 year deal

If you are wearing false teeth the Maple Leafs are your team

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Maple Leafs sign 38 year old Patrick Marleau to 3 year deal

Iginla and Jagr are still available if you guys move quickly

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Floyd Mayweather ripped and in excellent shape ahead of McGregor fight

Hard work! Medication! Hard work! Medication! Hard work! Medication!

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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Tony Romo says he took a look at playing QB for the Jets before becoming a broadcaster

Took one look at the Jets and retired. Sounds about right.

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Boxer Adrien Broner pushes woman and sucker punches random person on Vegas strip

Almost Broke

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Boxer Adrien Broner pushes woman and sucker punches random person on Vegas strip

Awaiting Bail

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