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The reason Khan talks so much is because he believes it will strengthen his jaw.

I've always said that you can take the goalie out of Toronto, but you cannot take the Toronto out of the goalie.

He looks like a drunk Furby

He looks like Homer Simpson

sad part is that it was his best drive in 3 years

His driver was in his bag

Little Johnny Gaudreau should get a tat of Grumpy Cat on his tiny arm

I was about to say that no one that stupid could ever be a GM, but then I remembered Brian Burke exists.

What does Patrick Marleau bring to the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A hefty cap hit, probably <15G, an able walker, old age pension, and a guarantee that no 3-0 lead in a playoff series is safe.

If you are wearing false teeth the Maple Leafs are your team

Iginla and Jagr are still available if you guys move quickly

Hard work! Medication! Hard work! Medication! Hard work! Medication!

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

Took one look at the Jets and retired. Sounds about right.

Almost Broke

Awaiting Bail