Phil Kessel Troll Comments

Noooooooooo, I just bought a hot dog cart and got a license to operate behind Phil's condo.

 Well now we can see if black and gold is really slimming.

Kessel, no shots on goal and a Minus 3. I call that Garbage.

Phil will go on to score 50 goals with the Penguins. As if he's the reason why the perennially pathetic Leafs have stunk up the league for the past 50 years.

It's amazing how little you can accomplish when there is little effort and you just don't care.

It's only a slump if you are still trying. Phil gave up months ago and drags the team down with him.

A Leafs fan asked me what channel the game was on tonight. I told him "Comedy Central". He was not amused. However everyone else was.

If Kessel only showed that emotion while playing in his games they might actually win a few of them.

Too bad he only shows those emotions when someone obviously ate the last doughnut that morning.

Unbelievably whiny? Two hand axed someone while skating backwards and refusing to fight? Avoids actual discipline? Puck hog? He'll fit in fine.

Another talented but gutless player added to the Pittsburgh clown show.

Phil looks like 10 other guys in my Sunday beer league....awesome.

Well it was extremely frustrating watching him too.

Great goal scorer...who wasn't a team guy... wasn't a leader... wasn't an example to young talent... wasn't someone to build around...wasn't interested in giving his all, best or extending himself beyond himself... but great goal scorer

Word is Phil Kessel will eat some of Phil Kessel's salary in the deal.

8 mil Phil becomes the latest one way player and defensive liability to join Crybaby Crosby and his whiny band of playoff choke artists. 

"He could eat 60 hot dogs in ten minutes but he didn't win anything."

- A description of Joey Chestnut and/or Phil Kessel trade analysis.