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Report: Broncos to possibly trade Peyton Manning to Texans

Who knew…Texans needed someone to throw a wobbly 3 yard pass?

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Posted by buttfumble at 5:41am on June 25, 2015

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Texans doctor says the real goal with Jadeveon Clowney is to 'have him be who he was before he got hurt'

You mean lazy?

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 6:17pm on July 22, 2015

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Texans and Redskins brawl in practice

They're fighting over who gets the first pick overall in next year's draft

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 1:23pm on August 08, 2015

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Down 42-0, Texans QB Ryan Mallet gets benched

If you play that badly, the HC has to bring the mallett down.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 6:54pm on October 05, 2015

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JJ Watt injures back, to be placed on season ending IR

That's what happens when you carry the entire team on your back...

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Posted by YOLO at 3:17am on September 28, 2016

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Colts offensive lineman on Jadeveon Clowney's surgery: 'He's screwed'

Technically, the Texans are screwed.

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Posted by YOLO at 12:12am on December 14, 2014

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Colts offensive lineman on Jadeveon Clowney's surgery: 'He's screwed'

At least he has that college education to fall back on....

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Posted by YOLO at 12:13am on December 14, 2014

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Texans doc says Jadeveon Clowney 'looks spectacular'

Nobody ever questioned his looks

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Posted by buttfumble at 6:19pm on July 22, 2015

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Texans doc says Jadeveon Clowney 'looks spectacular'

Clowney is going to gold-brick it and give the minimal effort, then retire at 27 so he can concentrate on mingling on social media.

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Posted by buttfumble at 6:19pm on July 22, 2015

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Arian Foster takes his frustration out on gatorade cooler

First Sean Rodriguez, now Arian Foster. No Gatorade containers are safe anymore

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Posted by LeftShark at 8:53pm on October 08, 2015

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