Sepp Blatter Troll Comments

Those personal reasons being he doesn't quite fancy the orange jumpsuit and leg shackles....

I heard ISIS is considering putting together a campaign for World Cup 2030 to be held in Syria. Hope Blatter stays long enough to award it to them.

His reason for quitting was to spend more time with his family...and his shredder.

List of most corrupt governing bodies:

1. North Korea
2. FIFA
3. Sudan
4. Libya
5. Afghanistan
6. NCAA
7. Somalia

BLATTER FEELS PRESSURE, RELIEVES HIMSELF

Sepp-uku

Sepp Blatter says he's going to heaven because he has a "golden cross blessed by Pope Francis". Sounds like he's planning to bribe St Peter.

Sepp Blatter not attending World Cup over 'personal reasons'

Translation: Canada extradites to the US

Sepp Blatter was outraged... The money was fake!!

Thinks - "Why didn't he put it into an envelope like everyone else."

In my last months as acting president, it will be my utmost priority to eliminate corruption and bribery.... or rather, all evidence of such. Toward this, my office will now dedicate each waking moment in a feverish effort toward shredding files and eradicating the paper trail from existence as well as destroying all hard drives, files and/or emails which might contain incriminating information. I can assure you with utmost confidence, that any indication of even the word bribe or corruption will cease to exist within FIFA by the time I relinquish my position.

Quick someone get a wooden stake.

Sepp Blatter declares he owns a golden cross blessed by Pope Francis. My money is on Vatican City to host the next world cup.

That awkward moment when Qatar asks for its bribe money back.

So which equally corrupt and morally bankrupt bribemaster is gonna replace him as the de facto figurehead of FIFA then?

So can the slaves go home now?