FIFA Troll Comments

Looks like Maradona's criminal record more than qualifies him for the next president of FIFA.

Russia bought the World Cup fair and square.

At least we'll know where the money goes

His reason for quitting was to spend more time with his family...and his shredder.

List of most corrupt governing bodies:

1. North Korea
2. FIFA
3. Sudan
4. Libya
5. Afghanistan
6. NCAA
7. Somalia

BLATTER FEELS PRESSURE, RELIEVES HIMSELF

Sepp-uku

Sepp Blatter was outraged... The money was fake!!

Thinks - "Why didn't he put it into an envelope like everyone else."

In my last months as acting president, it will be my utmost priority to eliminate corruption and bribery.... or rather, all evidence of such. Toward this, my office will now dedicate each waking moment in a feverish effort toward shredding files and eradicating the paper trail from existence as well as destroying all hard drives, files and/or emails which might contain incriminating information. I can assure you with utmost confidence, that any indication of even the word bribe or corruption will cease to exist within FIFA by the time I relinquish my position.

Quick someone get a wooden stake.

Maradona to stand for president of FIFA? Don't you mean stagger drunkenily?

That awkward moment when Qatar asks for its bribe money back.

So which equally corrupt and morally bankrupt bribemaster is gonna replace him as the de facto figurehead of FIFA then?

So can the slaves go home now?

Got his money, now he's hoping to avoid detection.