Lakers Troll Comments

"I regret all 6,000 of them", Bryant said when asked for comment.

Since April 9th, 1978, Havlicek has held this record. That's over 36 years. Some thought that this record was unbreakable. They assumed that with the evolution of the game and all the lessons of the past as a guide, no player could achieve such inefficiency over an entire career. But Kobe dared to dream big and he has broken through that barrier and in less games than it took Havlicek too. Suck on that, Hondo!

"Kobe won't let me bench him."

- Byron Scott

OFFICIAL NUMBER DROPPED TO 3000!! Turns out 3,000 bricks were credited as alley-oops to Shaq.

The problem is that they have to play the Sixers twice. That game might end up with a score of 4-3 because both teams are trying to lose.

• REPLY-> Not possible. Kobe shoots thirty times a game, so Philly will have to score at least 12 points to beat LA.

Keep throwing him out there Byron! He's got at least one 0-14 in him this season and he won't get it sitting on the bench.

Kobe Bryant is trying his hardest to go down as the most cringeworthy athlete of all time.

Kobe first player with 30k points, 6k assist, and 1 rape.

No. The reason you lost all those games is because the Lakers spent all their money on a ball-hogging, aging former superstar.

I'm glad Kobe is promoting a positive environment to encourage his teammates to succeed. It's clear this is what the Lakers need to steer back in the right direction.

"Bryant's first full practice with the team in over two weeks"

Bryant: "You mother-----s are soft"

Hmmmm.

Scott (from management): "Sorry, we are playing too well. Need more isolation gunning from Kobe to keep Phoenix from getting that pick."

ESPN 30 for 30: "From Joke, To Broke. The Swaggy P Story."

I love swaggy P. It's literally like he has no brain. It's fascinating.

"Kobe said he didn't like it so I guess I don't like it either"

- Byron Scott

Clearly the dolphin is a lakers fan and trying to do what any true fan would :-)