JaMarcus Russell Troll Comments

Actually, his name carries a ton of weight.

J. Russell is getting a tryout at Golden Corral

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Has the Atlanta Purple Drank offered Jamarcus Russel a contract yet?

He'd really prefer a team with purple uniforms so the drank stains don't show.

If JaMarcus Russell goes to the CFL there will definitely be a shortage of canadian bacon.    

He should go tryout at Sea World I hear Shamu is retiring

JaMarcus Russel has been keeping this tradition going on an hourly basis for the last 25 years.

Does anyone need an offensive guard?

Pay attention Johny Manziel, that’s your Ghost of Christmas Future right there.