Melo Troll Comments

Melo only knows how to play the Bermuda Triangle Offense

L.A. and New York

40 million people

8 wins

3 horrible contracts

2 ballhogs

0 hope

Carmelo: "Who the *$&% are you talking to?!?!"

Hardaway: "Get the *#$&%*# rebound 'Melo!"

Carmelo: "I shoot mother*##&%*! And then I shoot some more! I ain't got time for defense cause I'm a high-volume shooter! You get the &^%$#@^ rebounds!" Winning mentality. This should do wonders for his "brand."