Bobby Petrino Troll Comments

If I had a son, he'd look like Petrino.

- Bill Clinton

Chicks dig old guys with a neck brace riding Hogs.

When you lose to LSU, you become depressed,

When you become depressed, you buy a Harley,

When you buy a Harley, you give rides to hot women,

When you give rides to hot women, you end up in a roadside ditch.

Don't end up in a roadside ditch.

Hiring an intern is much cheaper...and the school pays for it.

- Bobby Petrino