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While under indictment, Johnny Manziel spotted at Justin Bieber concert

There’s a problem when Justin Beiber is not the most unlikeable person in the room.

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Posted by omurphy at 8:09am on April 28, 2016

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While under indictment, Johnny Manziel spotted at Justin Bieber concert

A Bieber concert??? Just when I thought he had hit rock bottom, he finds a way to dig a little deeper.

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Posted by omurphy at 8:00am on April 28, 2016

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While under indictment, Johnny Manziel spotted at Justin Bieber concert

Johnny is definitely still on the drugs if he’s going to Bieber concerts.

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Posted by omurphy at 7:59am on April 28, 2016

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Blake Griffin punches Clippers equipment manager multiple times, breaks hand

Sources confirmed that when Blake threw the punches, Chris Paul flopped like he was punched too...

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Posted by omurphy at 4:19am on January 27, 2016

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Blake Griffin fractures hand in undisclosed, but team-related, incident

I think the way he broke his hand was pretty heroic. Apparently he threw it up in an effort to shield a child from one of DJ's free-Throw attempts. Well done Mr. Griffin.

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Posted by omurphy at 6:22am on January 26, 2016

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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

First rule of cooler fight club is you don't talk about cooler fight club

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Posted by omurphy at 10:40pm on October 07, 2015

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Jets linebacker Enemkpali sucker punches starting QB Geno Smith, breaks his jaw, and gets released by team

Jets fan here. This is a blessing in disguise.

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Posted by omurphy at 8:28pm on August 13, 2015

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Ex-QB Jared Lorenzen, aka the Hefty Lefty, offers his talents to the Jets after starting QB Geno Smith is sucker punched

Well, we do need some help at right guard

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Posted by omurphy at 9:10pm on August 11, 2015

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Bills RB LeSean McCoy gets in trouble for using team’s likeness on invites to his 21+ females only party

I wonder if Culpepper was there with his boat.

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Posted by omurphy at 3:00pm on July 23, 2015

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Bills RB LeSean McCoy gets in trouble for using team’s likeness on invites to his 21+ females only party

He’s gonna have a kid in 9 months.

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Posted by omurphy at 3:00pm on July 23, 2015

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Brandon Spikes released by Patriots after suspected hit and run incident

Spikes must be pretty low on the totem pole if Robert Kraft isn’t even going to give him the chance to lie to his face about this...

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Posted by omurphy at 3:57am on June 09, 2015

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Cristiano Ronaldo scores 3 goals in last game of season and finishes with personal best 61 goals

He's an expert at scoring when it doesn't matter.

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Posted by omurphy at 11:01pm on May 23, 2015

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Video shows Patriots employee taking 24 balls into bathroom

Glazer just tweeted me the kids name is Lee Harvey Osball

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Posted by omurphy at 6:27am on January 27, 2015

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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Manziel may not have been in sync with Gordon, but he clearly made an effort by being high all day.

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Posted by omurphy at 12:00am on December 15, 2014

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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

Media: "You took some shots out there."

Johnny Manziel: "Yeah, I had some Jack on the sideline."

Reporter: "I meant hits."

Manziel: "Oh."

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Posted by omurphy at 11:54pm on December 14, 2014

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Johnny Football fails hard in debut against Bengals

"I'm still going bar hoppin' tonight."

- Johnny Manziel.

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Posted by omurphy at 11:50pm on December 14, 2014

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Kobe rips on teammates during practice

"Bryant's first full practice with the team in over two weeks"

Bryant: "You mother-----s are soft"

Hmmmm.

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Posted by omurphy at 3:18am on December 12, 2014

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Magic Johnson hopes 5-16 Lakers will lose every remaining game

The problem is that they have to play the Sixers twice. That game might end up with a score of 4-3 because both teams are trying to lose.

  • REPLY-> Not possible. Kobe shoots thirty times a game, so Philly will have to score at least 12 points to beat LA.
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Posted by omurphy at 4:00am on December 10, 2014

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Cam Newton involved in car accident

Yet another Cam Newton drive that ended in a turnover.

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Posted by omurphy at 3:57am on December 10, 2014

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Rodman rips on Knicks

"I learned that in probably 15 minutes when I was in Chicago," Rodman said. "It's not that difficult. It's a triangle."

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Posted by omurphy at 3:55am on December 10, 2014

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Bengals coach calls Johnny Football a midget

Coach Lewis's apology comes up just a little bit short if you ask me. I don't even think there was even a teeny tiny bit of sincerity. Disappointing that some people can be so small-minded.

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Posted by omurphy at 3:53am on December 10, 2014

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Bengals coach calls Johnny Football a midget

Looks like his joke went over everyone's head.

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Posted by omurphy at 3:52am on December 10, 2014

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England team fails miserably at world cup

The England team visited a Brazilian orphanage this afternoon 'It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, aged 6.
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Posted by omurphy at 4:11am on July 23, 2014

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AskNeal

Which shinguard best protects your knees from head contact?
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Posted by omurphy at 6:05am on July 12, 2014

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AskNeal

Do you prefer the feel of wood or the flex of composite for crosschecking guys in the face?
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Posted by omurphy at 6:05am on July 12, 2014

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AskNeal

How easy was it to elbow the nose off the Sphinx? Or did you have to cross-check it?
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Posted by omurphy at 6:05am on July 12, 2014

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AskNeal

if you could go back in time and play with any player in history, which one would you knee in the face?
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Posted by omurphy at 6:05am on July 12, 2014

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manti teo girlfriend

Tony Romo tried to have a relationship with Te'o, but his calls were intercepted.
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Posted by omurphy at 6:05am on July 12, 2014

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Manti Teo

When your cable company keeps you on hold, you get bored. When you get bored you get on the internet. When you get on the internet you go to a dating site. When you go to a dating site you fall in love with an invisible man who speaks like a girl. Dont fall in love with an invisible man who speaks like a girl, get DirecTV.
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Posted by omurphy at 6:05am on July 12, 2014

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