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Floyd Mayweather ripped and in excellent shape ahead of McGregor fight

Hard work! Medication! Hard work! Medication! Hard work! Medication!

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 5:25pm on November 07, 2017

Boxing Mayweather
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Floyd Mayweather: I've 'lost a step'; Conor McGregor has edge on paper

If it was on paper, Mayweather wouldn't be able to read it.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 5:24pm on November 07, 2017

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Tony Romo says he took a look at playing QB for the Jets before becoming a broadcaster

Took one look at the Jets and retired. Sounds about right.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 5:22pm on November 07, 2017

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Boxer Adrien Broner pushes woman and sucker punches random person on Vegas strip

Almost Broke

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 5:16pm on November 07, 2017

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Jose Canseco goes on Twitter rant over robot threat

Relax, Jose. Until someone invents a robot that can snort coke and hit a baseball or a woman you have nothing to fear.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 12:08pm on February 24, 2017

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Jose Canseco goes on Twitter rant over robot threat

What if Canseco was replaced by a robot already?

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 12:06pm on February 24, 2017

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Darelle Revis knocks out two guys for filming him on cell phone and then gets arrested

The first guy should have thrown the phone to the second guy, that way they could be sure Revis wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 12:03pm on February 24, 2017

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Darelle Revis knocks out two guys for filming him on cell phone and then gets arrested

Revis saw the cell phone and was jealous of it's tight coverage.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 12:02pm on February 24, 2017

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Video of married boxer Amir Khan masturbating on Skype to random model surfaces

That's a bit below the belt.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 7:31pm on February 13, 2017

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Video of married boxer Amir Khan masturbating on Skype to random model surfaces

Bet his chin hit the floor when this came out. Usually does.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 7:30pm on February 13, 2017

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Video of married boxer Amir Khan masturbating on Skype to random model surfaces

Hope he lasted longer that he normally does in his fights

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 7:29pm on February 13, 2017

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Tom Brady drinks homemade concoction on sideline, not gatorade like everyone else

It's probably deflatorgade

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 9:41pm on January 03, 2017

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Curt Schilling claims if he had said to 'lynch Trump' that he would easily get in the hall of fame

Little known fact: every player in the hall of fame is a liberal.

Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb were early proponents of Obamacare.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 9:34pm on January 03, 2017

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Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in Jets loss to Chiefs

I know he went to Harvard but he ain't too smart with the ball

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 6:41pm on September 29, 2016

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Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in Jets loss to Chiefs

If you asked Fitzpatrick what his favorite number is....he'd pick 6.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 6:39pm on September 29, 2016

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Jets QB Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in loss to Chiefs

Pick Six Fitz

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 6:38pm on September 29, 2016

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High school basketball player, suspected of being 30 years old, says he doesn't know when he was born

I'm not sure if I was born in 1975 or 1990, I forget.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 7:45am on April 28, 2016

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Rex Ryan opens up for Donald Trump at campaign event and endorses him for president

Make America 8-8 again

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 12:44am on April 19, 2016

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Pablo Sandoval shows up to Training camp fat and out of shape

Kung Fu Panda Express

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 5:47am on February 22, 2016

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Pablo Sandoval shows up to Training camp fat and out of shape

More like the Kung Pao Panda

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 5:46am on February 22, 2016

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Donald Trump says the NFL, and America, have become soft and weak

Is he still angry about the USFL folding?

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 7:39pm on January 20, 2016

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Donald Trump says the NFL, and America, have become soft and weak

The Steelers hit really hard!!!!! Just ask the women in their lives!

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 7:38pm on January 20, 2016

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Bill Belichick shows up to press conference with black eye, avoids reporters' questions on it

7 possible reasons for the eye

  1. One of the hobos he regularly murders for sport actually fought back.
  2. He was playing catch with Tom Brady with an over-inflated ball.
  3. That’s actually his natural skin color, due to the fact that his dark soul is rotting his body from the inside out, and he just forgot to apply makeup to that spot today.
  4. Some weird sex thing.
  5. Pressed his eye onto the eyepiece of the telescope he uses to spy on his neighbors a little too hard.
  6. Didn’t move the stone slab all the way off his sarcophagus when he woke up this morning.
  7. The Incantation of the Dead, a spell that has kept his lifeless, eternal corpse animated for a millennia, is starting to wear off.
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Posted by Boshasaurus at 9:12am on January 20, 2016

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Bill Belichick shows up to press conference with black eye, avoids reporters' questions on it

He must have gotten slapped by one of Brady’s deflated balls…

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 9:09am on January 20, 2016

NFL Patriots
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Report: Peyton Manning used HGH, had it shipped to his wife's address

OMAHA! NEEDLE! NEEDLE! OMAHA!

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 4:28am on December 27, 2015

NFL Peyton Manning PEDs
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Report: Peyton Manning used HGH, had it shipped to his wife's address

I don’t believe that report. Why would Manning go outside the team for drugs when he worked for Irsay?

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 4:20am on December 27, 2015

NFL PEDs Peyton Manning
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Report: Peyton Manning used HGH, had it shipped to his wife's address

HGH you make me good. (Nationwide cadence)

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 4:19am on December 27, 2015

NFL PEDs Peyton Manning
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Jerry Jones: Cowboys looking for QB to develop, says it could have been Manziel

Manziel has to take things to another level if he wants to play in Dallas. You know, all the little domestic spats are cute and all but he needs to up his game, get a few serious felonies on his record and then and only then will the Cowboys take him seriously.

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 8:33pm on December 01, 2015

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49ers place Kaepernick on season ending IR

Can someone please put Jed York on the IR?

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 6:45pm on November 21, 2015

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Colts fake punt fail against Patriots goes down as one of the worst plays ever

Colts can now put up a Banner, "participant in the most stupid NFL play next to the Buttfumble"

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Posted by Boshasaurus at 9:05pm on October 27, 2015

NFL Colts