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Amir Khan talks down Kell Brook, call him his junior

The reason Khan talks so much is because he believes it will strengthen his jaw.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:48pm on November 07, 2017

Boxing
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Anaheim goalie Jonathan Bernier lets in 6 goals in series losing game 6 to Predators

I've always said that you can take the goalie out of Toronto, but you cannot take the Toronto out of the goalie.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:46pm on November 07, 2017

NHL Leafs
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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, has mugshot taken

He looks like a drunk Furby

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:43pm on November 07, 2017

Golf Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, gets mugshot taken

He looks like Homer Simpson

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:42pm on November 07, 2017

Golf Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods gets busted for driving under the influence

sad part is that it was his best drive in 3 years

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:39pm on November 07, 2017

Golf Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods gets busted for DUI

His driver was in his bag

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:37pm on November 07, 2017

Golf Tiger Woods
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Leafs Auston Matthews gets tattoo of lion wearing crown on arm

Little Johnny Gaudreau should get a tat of Grumpy Cat on his tiny arm

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:37pm on November 07, 2017

NHL Maple Leafs
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Oilers winger Milan Lucic voices aspirations of becoming a GM

I was about to say that no one that stupid could ever be a GM, but then I remembered Brian Burke exists.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:34pm on November 07, 2017

NHL Oilers
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49ers GM says new Kaepernick contract fell through

Geno Smith got signed before this guy. Tells you how far he has fallen.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 9:58am on March 18, 2017

NFL Kaepernick 49ers
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49ers GM says new Kaepernick contract fell through

He still has options……as long as he doesn’t have any problems with the Canadian National Anthem.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 9:57am on March 18, 2017

NFL 49ers Kaepernick
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Darelle Revis knocks out two guys for filming him on cell phone and then gets arrested

Illegal use of hands defense…5 yard penalty…automatic first down!

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Posted by Juan Elway at 11:57am on February 24, 2017

NFL Revis Jets
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Darelle Revis gets charged with assault, robbery and conspiracy after altercation leaves two men knocked out

“We understand he is used to getting beat,” said a police spokesman.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 11:56am on February 24, 2017

NFL Revis Jets
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Darelle Revis gets charged with assault, robbery and conspiracy after altercation leaves two men knocked out

Robbery? Are they charging him with stealing his paycheck last year?

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Posted by Juan Elway at 11:55am on February 24, 2017

NFL Jets Revis
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American singer accidentally performs Nazi-era "Deutschland Über Alles" Anthem ahead of US vs. Germany tennis match

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

You might say he did.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 9:14pm on February 13, 2017

Tennis
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American singer accidentally performs Nazi-era "Deutschland Über Alles" Anthem ahead of US vs. Germany tennis match

Make Germany Great Again

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Posted by Juan Elway at 9:04pm on February 13, 2017

Tennis
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Oregon's Dillon Brooks commits one of the worst ever flops in history against Utah

Manti Teo is dating Utah’s sixth man?

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Posted by Juan Elway at 8:56pm on February 13, 2017

NCAAB Oregon manti teo
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49ers officially hire Superbowl losing Falcons OC Kyle Shanahan as their new head coach

He doesn’t need to worry about blowing a fourth quarter lead as long as Jed York as owner.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 7:01pm on February 06, 2017

NFL 49ers
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Patriots win coin toss in OT and drive down field to victory in biggest comeback in Superbowl history

The patriots deflated the coin

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Posted by Juan Elway at 8:55am on February 06, 2017

NFL Patriots
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Kyle Shanahan's offense fails to score more than 3 points in second half of Superbowl, as Patriots manage 25 point comeback win

The 49ers should fire Kyle Shanahan right now.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 8:13pm on February 05, 2017

NFL Falcons
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Justin Bieber gets checked into the boards at NHL Celebrity Allstar game

The only Justin Bieber hit I ever liked!

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Posted by Juan Elway at 10:43am on January 29, 2017

NHL
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Manziel deletes his Twitter account after advising President Trump to ignore Twitter notifications

I think the wrong person deleted his Twitter account.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 5:53pm on January 23, 2017

NFL Johnny Football
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Curt Schilling complains he isn't getting voted into the hall of fame because of his conservative views

Maybe the electoral college will elect him.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 9:50pm on January 03, 2017

MLB Curt Schilling
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Browns owner Haslam apologizes for worst season yet, promises to rebuild and do better

As a ticket holder I would ask for a rebate but I know Haslam isn’t real good at that either lol

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Posted by Juan Elway at 9:09pm on January 03, 2017

NFL Browns
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Buffalo Bills fire head coach Rex Ryan

The bills have won the offseason two years in a row

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Posted by Juan Elway at 11:30am on December 27, 2016

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Buffalo Bills fire head coach Rex Ryan

I knew something was "afoot"

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Posted by Juan Elway at 11:29am on December 27, 2016

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Cam Newton benched for not wearing tie, but says it wouldn't have gone with his outfit

I thought “Superman” was allowed to wear a cape? You can’t mix a tie in with a cape, fashion faux pas.

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Posted by Juan Elway at 4:13pm on December 05, 2016

NFL Panthers Cam Newton
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Cam Newton benched for not wearing tie, but says it wouldn't have gone with his outfit

Shoulda wore the clip on...

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Posted by Juan Elway at 4:11pm on December 05, 2016

NFL Panthers Cam Newton
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Von Miller sues to stop release of sex tape filmed in Cancun

Von Mexico

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Posted by Juan Elway at 6:44pm on November 16, 2016

NFL Broncos Von Miller
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Von Miller extorted over alleged sex tape

Von Driller?

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Posted by Juan Elway at 6:43pm on November 16, 2016

NFL Broncos Von Miller
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Stephen A Smith says Ayesha Curry should act more like Lebron's wife

Stephen A smith looks like Robocop with his visor off

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Posted by Juan Elway at 6:59pm on September 29, 2016

NBA Stephen A Smith Lebron