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ESPN hires Rex Ryan

Wow, great! This way when he says he’s going to the super bowl he actually has a chance.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 10:15am on March 18, 2017

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ESPN hires Rex Ryan

So when’s Rexy’s appointment to have ESPN tattooed on his butt?

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Posted by Fay Turner at 10:14am on March 18, 2017

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ESPN hires Rex Ryan

He probably had his foot in the door.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 10:12am on March 18, 2017

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Darelle Revis knocks out two guys for filming him on cell phone and then gets arrested

Revis and Butthead

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Posted by Fay Turner at 11:52am on February 24, 2017

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Longtime Seahawks assistant coach quits to join ministry

He needs to cleanse himself of the sins he committed by working for Cheat Carroll.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 4:25pm on January 26, 2017

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Patriots fan pulls Steelers hotel fire alarm at 3am, flees the scene, but gets arrested

Did he have a hoodie on?

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:47pm on January 22, 2017

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Patriots fan pulls Steelers hotel fire alarm at 3am, flees the scene, but gets arrested

Patriot team officials thanked the man, paid his bond, and gave him 4 tix in the owners box and a signed Brady jersey for today’s game!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 2:45pm on January 22, 2017

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Curt Schilling claims if he had said to 'lynch Trump' that he would easily get in the hall of fame

Did he win 300 games? Did he have a historically low adjusted ERA like Pedro? No and no. Did he lose $75 million of Rhode Island taxpayers' money on a failed video game? Yes. Not a Hall of Famer...

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:32pm on January 03, 2017

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Curt Schilling claims if he said to 'lynch Trump' that he would get in the hall of fame faster

You'd be in the hall if you pitched better, not bitched better.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:29pm on January 03, 2017

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Colin Kaepernick defends wearing socks with police depicted as pigs

I thought pig socks would be against islam.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 8:01am on September 02, 2016

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Draft prospect Robert Nkemdiche falls out of 4th floor hotel window and gets arrested for marijuana possession

Why not just take the elevator down?

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Posted by Fay Turner at 11:02pm on April 28, 2016

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Laremy Tunsil tweets picture of himself doing bong hit before NFL draft, promptly see his draft stock fall

That's an expensive bong hit

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Posted by Fay Turner at 10:56pm on April 28, 2016

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Ray Lewis would rather be coached by Rex Ryan than Bill Belichick

Ray Lewis prefers a coach who will let him get away with murder...

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Posted by Fay Turner at 8:53pm on November 24, 2015

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Fired Saints defensive coordinator Rob Ryan says he's blamed for everything including Katrina

Come on, we all know that Katrina was Obama's fault!!!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:14pm on November 22, 2015

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Fired Saints defensive coordinator Rob Ryan says he's blamed for everything including Katrina

Doesn't Rob know Katrina was Bush's fault?

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Posted by Fay Turner at 12:13pm on November 22, 2015

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RG3 statue at Baylor defaced with purple spray paint

In Washington, it would be a statue of him dropping the ball.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 5:32pm on October 09, 2015

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RG3 statue at Baylor defaced with purple spray paint

Can anyone confirm the whereabouts of Mike Shanahan during the time in question?

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Posted by Fay Turner at 5:31pm on October 09, 2015

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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

The report says she had been drinking
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Posted by Fay Turner at 10:08pm on October 08, 2015

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FanDuel, DraftKings under investigation by attorney general, viewers to be (temporarily) spared their commercials as a result

I feel like FanDuel and DraftKings owe me at least $1,500
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Posted by Fay Turner at 10:20pm on October 06, 2015

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FanDuel, DraftKings under investigation by attorney general, viewers to be (temporarily) spared their commercials as a result

Join Draft Kings now and enter promo code "cheat." That's promo code "cheat."

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Posted by Fay Turner at 10:17pm on October 06, 2015

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FanDuel, DraftKings under investigation by attorney general, viewers to be (temporarily) spared their commercials as a result

Use Promo Code: LIARS

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Posted by Fay Turner at 10:15pm on October 06, 2015

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After loss to Southhampton, Jose Mourinho launches 7 minute rant against refs, warns team against firing him and says he’s the best manager Chelsea ever had

How can any Chelsea fan defend this guy? He is just deluded.. Not a single word about Southampton's 2 obvious penalties.."The Deluded One”

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:00am on October 04, 2015

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After loss to Southhampton, Jose Mourinho launches 7 minute rant against refs, warns team against firing him and says he’s the best manager Chelsea ever had

Come on Jose show us how special you are

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Posted by Fay Turner at 8:59am on October 04, 2015

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After loss to Southhampton, Jose Mourinho launches 7 minute rant against refs, warns team against firing him and says he’s the best manager Chelsea ever had

Rumor has it that Chelsea fans are flooding ebay trying to find cheap Man City shirts.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 8:29am on October 04, 2015

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Tom Brady endorses Donald Trump for President

Make America Deflate Again

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Posted by Fay Turner at 7:14pm on September 21, 2015

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Tom Brady endorses Donald Trump for President

"After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points," said Brady.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 7:13pm on September 21, 2015

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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Aaron Hernandez murdered his fall guy!

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:19pm on August 24, 2015

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Cris Carter and Warren Sapp advise NFL rookies to have a ‘fall guy’ for when they break the law

Excellent advice

- Ray Lewis

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:18pm on August 24, 2015

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Eli Manning wants to become the NFL's highest paid player

Yeah Eli, me too.

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Posted by Fay Turner at 5:31pm on August 18, 2015

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Ex-QB Jared Lorenzen, aka the Hefty Lefty, offers his talents to the Jets after starting QB Geno Smith is sucker punched

He could play QB and Center at the same time

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Posted by Fay Turner at 9:04pm on August 11, 2015

NFL Jets