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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Victim is expected to bounce back

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 6:30pm on November 16, 2017

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

What goes around comes around.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 6:29pm on November 16, 2017

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Werdum assaults fellow UFC fighter Colby Covington with boomerang, gets charged by Australian police

Posted by Former Baller Here at 6:28pm on November 16, 2017

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Maple Leafs sign 38 year old Patrick Marleau to 3 year deal

What does Patrick Marleau bring to the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A hefty cap hit, probably <15G, an able walker, old age pension, and a guarantee that no 3-0 lead in a playoff series is safe.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:31pm on November 07, 2017

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Maple Leafs sign 38 year old Patrick Marleau to 3 year deal

If you are wearing false teeth the Maple Leafs are your team

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:30pm on November 07, 2017

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Maple Leafs sign 38 year old Patrick Marleau to 3 year deal

Iginla and Jagr are still available if you guys move quickly

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:29pm on November 07, 2017

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Adam Pacman Jones gets arrested for three misdemeanors and a felony

*cue the sound effect where Pac Man gets caught by a ghost*

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 9:18pm on January 03, 2017

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San Diego Chargers security guard fired for masturbating during game

And it wasn’t even Palm Sunday.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 9:27pm on December 22, 2016

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San Diego Chargers security guard fired for masturbating during game

unnecessary roughness

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 9:26pm on December 22, 2016

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49ers fans burn Kaepernick jerseys after he refuses to stand for national anthem

Just throw it in the trash like every other 49ers fan has done these past few years.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 9:42am on August 29, 2016

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Blake Griffin has second surgery on hand broken after punching equipment manager

Griffin may have punched a ticket to the 76ers.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:55pm on February 05, 2016

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Blake Griffin has second surgery on hand broken after punching equipment manager

Trade his overated broken hand azzz....or teach him how to fight

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:50pm on February 05, 2016

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Blake Griffin has second surgery on hand broken after punching equipment manager

Donald Sterling would trade him for a cracker

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:49pm on February 05, 2016

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Pacman Jones says Pittsburgh receiver Antonio Brown should get a Grammy for faking concussion

Pacman deserves an Academy Award for being called a cornerback

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 8:03pm on January 20, 2016

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Johnny Manziel disguised himself with blonde wig, sunglasses, and fake mustache, while going AWOL from Browns and partying in Las Vegas

Cowboys fans you just read about your next QB.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:14am on January 20, 2016

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Johnny Manziel disguised himself with blonde wig, sunglasses, and fake mustache, while going AWOL from Browns and partying in Las Vegas

Is Johnny Manziel patient zero for Affluenza in Texas?

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:12am on January 20, 2016

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Johnny Manziel disguised himself with blonde wig, sunglasses, and fake mustache, while going AWOL from Browns and partying in Las Vegas

  • When you play for the Browns, you drink a lot
  • When you drink a lot, you get into trouble
  • When get into trouble, you lie about it and get benched for the next game
  • When you get benched for the next game, you go to Vegas.
  • When you go to Vegas, you wear a blonde wig and a fake moustache.
  • When you wear a blonde wig, you change your name to Billy.
  • Don’t change your name to Billy and switch to Directv now
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Posted by Former Baller Here at 5:01am on January 20, 2016

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Obama amazed at Roger Goodell's $44 million a year compensation

Thinkin his B ball game is like his presidency…looks good against old white dudes

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 11:38am on November 22, 2015

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Obama amazed at Roger Goodell's $44 million a year compensation

They should switch jobs for a week.

Goodell-bot would have ISIS suspended and fined in no time at all.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 11:37am on November 22, 2015

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Obama amazed at Roger Goodell's $44 million a year compensation

Don’t worry, Goodell is contained.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 11:34am on November 22, 2015

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Colts fake punt fail against Patriots goes down as one of the worst plays ever

It was a combination of piped in crowd noise, Irsay's medicine cabinet and Pagano wanting to get himself fired to get away from the Irsay-Grigson freakshow that created and executed that play.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 9:24pm on October 19, 2015

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Colts fake punt fail against Patriots goes down as one of the worst plays ever

Colts put the "special" in special teams…

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 9:23pm on October 19, 2015

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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

Sean walked in on the cooler and his wife prior to the game

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 10:06pm on October 08, 2015

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Pirates' Sean Rodriguez goes HAM on dugout watercooler

Don't hate me cause I'm orange!!

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 9:08pm on October 08, 2015

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Coach Derek Fisher and NBA player Matt Barnes involved in altercation over Barnes' ex-wife

Fisher gets the rebound....jams it home!. With Authority!!!!

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 6:44pm on October 07, 2015

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Coach Derek Fisher and NBA player Matt Barnes involved in altercation over Barnes' ex-wife

Derek Fisher bringing the triangle offense to his personal life

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 6:42pm on October 07, 2015

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Tony Romo gives up off-season golf to focus on football

I thought you were supposed to stick to what you are good at??

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 7:44pm on October 01, 2015

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Lakers re-sign Metta World Peace for his locker room presence

Someone throw a cup at him to truly see what kind of shape he's still in

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 10:25pm on September 29, 2015

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Tom Brady endorses Donald Trump for president

If Trump gets elected president there is going to be hell toupee.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 2:35pm on September 27, 2015

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NFL wants players to pitch in for possible future Raiders stadium in LA

Come on. The Raiders can pay for it themselves.

Mark Davis has saved a fortune by cutting his own hair.

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Posted by Former Baller Here at 2:32pm on September 27, 2015

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