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Dolphins Oline coach resigns after being filmed snorting cocaine

He was a "line" coach. He "blew" it.

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Posted by YOLO at 6:15pm on November 07, 2017

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Well he is a line coach....

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Posted by YOLO at 6:10pm on November 07, 2017

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Jameis Winston asks team to 'eat a W', starts slobbering and licking on his fingers in pregame speech

I've seen Tom Brady give that same exact speech MANY MANY times!

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Posted by YOLO at 6:06pm on November 07, 2017

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Jameis Winston asks team to 'eat a W', starts slobbering and licking on his fingers

Yeah...thatll fire up the homies...start deepthroating your fingers in the middle of the huddle

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Posted by YOLO at 6:04pm on November 07, 2017

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Boxer Adrien Broner pushes woman and sucker punches random person on Vegas strip

Awaiting Bail

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Posted by YOLO at 5:15pm on November 07, 2017

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Boxer Adrien Broner pushes woman and sucker punches random person on Vegas strip

Assaulting Bystanders

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Posted by YOLO at 5:14pm on November 07, 2017

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LiAngelo Ball among college basketball players arrested for shoplifting in China

They just wanted to get dim sum cool stuff from their trip

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Posted by YOLO at 5:10pm on November 07, 2017

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LiAngelo Ball among college basketball players arrested for shoplifting in China

He was like a Ball in a China shop.

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Posted by YOLO at 5:10pm on November 07, 2017

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Underwhelming Canelo vs Chavez Jr fight does over 1 million PPV buys

Well, shit. If Mexicans were dumb enough to pay for this, maybe they will pay for a wall.

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Posted by YOLO at 4:27pm on May 12, 2017

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Eli Manning offers advice to Falcons QB Ryan ahead of Superbowl against Patriots

Eli: "Play like an average QB, but let your defence keep you in the game, then just chuck up a pass and hope for the best."

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Posted by YOLO at 11:51am on January 31, 2017

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Oscar De La Hoya gets arrested for DUI in California

Should have thrown him in rehab as soon as he talked about setting Canelo up with McGregor.

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Posted by YOLO at 4:07pm on January 26, 2017

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Oscar De La Hoya arrested for DUI

Drunken

Undergarment

Irregularities?

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Posted by YOLO at 4:06pm on January 26, 2017

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Patriots fan pulls Steelers hotel fire alarm at 3am, flees the scene, but gets arrested

The perp was easily caught. The cops just followed the Ugg tracks.

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Posted by YOLO at 2:44pm on January 22, 2017

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First place and Dak Prescott led Cowboys are one and done in the playoffs

"I've taught you well my young padawan. This is how you lose a playoff game."

- Tony Romo

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Posted by YOLO at 8:39pm on January 15, 2017

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China's first ever KHL hockey team struggles with clueless management, who can't skate or provide equipment, and no fans

You sure this team is in the KHL and not Toronto??

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Posted by YOLO at 7:04pm on January 11, 2017

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Odell Beckham says Miami boat cruise reaction was a distraction, but didn't factor into playoff loss

Odell had multiple drops but he at least he caught some sun

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Posted by YOLO at 4:37pm on January 09, 2017

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Odell Beckham says Miami boat cruise reaction was a distraction, but didn't factor into playoff loss

You cruise, you lose.

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Posted by YOLO at 3:59pm on January 09, 2017

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Adam Pacman Jones gets arrested for three misdemeanors and a felony

It's not the official start of the Bengals off-season until some gets arrested.

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Posted by YOLO at 9:20pm on January 03, 2017

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Buffalo Bills fire head coach Rex Ryan

Can we call this Rexxit?

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Posted by YOLO at 11:24am on December 27, 2016

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Tebow asks Bill Belichick if he should accept $1 million endorsement deal

Why did Tebow not ask Jesus?

Because Jesus already spake unto Saint Tebow saying, 'go thee among the backs which are full and also among the ends who are tight. Go not among those who are back only one quarter. For verilly, I say unto you, thy arm be like unto a leaky water hose and even though thou readest the defense, thy mind is slow and thy delivery is like unto an old man getting out of bed...'

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Posted by YOLO at 8:53pm on November 29, 2016

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Midway through season, Rams coach Fisher to finally start first overall pick Jared Goff at QB

I guess Fisher has decided that he has his annual 7-9 record locked up, time to play the backups.

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Posted by YOLO at 9:50pm on November 15, 2016

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Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in Jets loss to Chiefs

Guess I'm gonna have to start calling him Ryan Sixpatrick now...

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Posted by YOLO at 6:42pm on September 29, 2016

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JJ Watt injures back, to be placed on season ending IR

That's what happens when you carry the entire team on your back...

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Posted by YOLO at 3:17am on September 28, 2016

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Tom Brady cuts thumb with scissors, misses preseason game

This is what happens when you try and deflate your own footballs.

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Posted by YOLO at 6:33am on August 24, 2016

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White Sox pitcher Chris Sale unhappy with throwback uniforms, destroys them and gets sent home

The ship has Sale-d on Chris wearing those throwback uniforms.

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Posted by YOLO at 5:35am on July 24, 2016

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White Sox pitcher Chris Sale unhappy with throwback uniforms, cuts them up and gets sent home

After this incident, the White Sox may want to put Chris up for Sale.

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Posted by YOLO at 5:34am on July 24, 2016

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Tom Brady's $200 cookbook, available online from his website, sells out

Championship Burger

Recipe:

  1. Take 12 NFL footballs.
  2. Inflate to acceptable levels.
  3. Take to officials to check.
  4. Have Patriots employee (preferably the fat one we call Deflator) lug bag of approved footballs to a hidden location and take air out of them.
  5. Cook up a win.

 

Cleanup:

  1. Call Deflator and ask him to keep quiet (use signed memorabilia for persuasion, if necessary).
  2. If investigated, destroy phone!
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Posted by YOLO at 12:48am on May 14, 2016

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Tom Brady's $200 cookbook, available online from his website, sells out

I loved the part on how to microwave an iPhone

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Posted by YOLO at 12:46am on May 14, 2016

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Philadelphia drug dealers use Steph Curry's face on heroin baggies to market their product

Well, that's one way to Curry favor with a bunch of dopefiends.

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Posted by YOLO at 9:55am on April 30, 2016

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Philadelphia drug dealers use Steph Curry's face on heroin baggies to market their product

Well they certainly aren't going to put any 76ers players on the packets. Everyone knows those are the last you want to shoot.

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Posted by YOLO at 9:51am on April 30, 2016

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