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He was a "line" coach. He "blew" it.

Well he is a line coach....

I've seen Tom Brady give that same exact speech MANY MANY times!

Yeah...thatll fire up the homies...start deepthroating your fingers in the middle of the huddle

Awaiting Bail

Assaulting Bystanders

They just wanted to get dim sum cool stuff from their trip

He was like a Ball in a China shop.

Well, shit. If Mexicans were dumb enough to pay for this, maybe they will pay for a wall.

Eli: "Play like an average QB, but let your defence keep you in the game, then just chuck up a pass and hope for the best."

Should have thrown him in rehab as soon as he talked about setting Canelo up with McGregor.

Drunken

Undergarment

Irregularities?

The perp was easily caught. The cops just followed the Ugg tracks.

"I've taught you well my young padawan. This is how you lose a playoff game."

- Tony Romo

You sure this team is in the KHL and not Toronto??

Odell had multiple drops but he at least he caught some sun

You cruise, you lose.

It's not the official start of the Bengals off-season until some gets arrested.

Can we call this Rexxit?

Why did Tebow not ask Jesus?

Because Jesus already spake unto Saint Tebow saying, 'go thee among the backs which are full and also among the ends who are tight. Go not among those who are back only one quarter. For verilly, I say unto you, thy arm be like unto a leaky water hose and even though thou readest the defense, thy mind is slow and thy delivery is like unto an old man getting out of bed...'

I guess Fisher has decided that he has his annual 7-9 record locked up, time to play the backups.

Guess I'm gonna have to start calling him Ryan Sixpatrick now...

That's what happens when you carry the entire team on your back...

This is what happens when you try and deflate your own footballs.

The ship has Sale-d on Chris wearing those throwback uniforms.

After this incident, the White Sox may want to put Chris up for Sale.

Championship Burger

Recipe:

1. Take 12 NFL footballs.
2. Inflate to acceptable levels.
3. Take to officials to check.
4. Have Patriots employee (preferably the fat one we call Deflator) lug bag of approved footballs to a hidden location and take air out of them.
5. Cook up a win.

Cleanup:

1. Call Deflator and ask him to keep quiet (use signed memorabilia for persuasion, if necessary).
2. If investigated, destroy phone!

I loved the part on how to microwave an iPhone

Well, that's one way to Curry favor with a bunch of dopefiends.

Well they certainly aren't going to put any 76ers players on the packets. Everyone knows those are the last you want to shoot.