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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

absolutely embarrassing that he's using a $20 bill

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 6:19pm on November 07, 2017

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Dolphins Oline coach resigns after being filmed snorting cocaine

Seems like the organization is going to have to shift its focus to getting a quality nose guard.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 6:18pm on November 07, 2017

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Dolphins Oline coach filmed snorting cocaine

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 6:17pm on November 07, 2017

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Canelo and Chavez Jr decide make winner takes all wager in their upcoming fight where the winner would get the entire purse

It all makes sense now. Chavez Jr comes in weighing 250lbs, forfeits his whole purse to Canelo, knocks him out by channeling the spirit of Butterbean and wins it all back. Genius.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 10:57am on February 23, 2017

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Oregon's Dillon Brooks commits one of the worst ever flops in history

When you're playing 2k and start lagging

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:41pm on February 13, 2017

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Oregon's Dillon Brooks commits one of the worst ever flops in history

Grayson Allen tripped him...

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:40pm on February 13, 2017

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Pelicans Buddy Hield gets ejected for hitting DeMarcus Cousins in groin

“Poor form, use your foot.”

- Draymond Green

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:03pm on February 13, 2017

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Pelicans Buddy Hield gets ejected for hitting DeMarcus Cousins in groin

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:02pm on February 13, 2017

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Video of married boxer Amir Khan masturbating on Skype to random model surfaces

Same old khan, always massaging his ego

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 7:33pm on February 13, 2017

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After winning 5th Superbowl in record comeback, Belichick says "We're 5 weeks behind other teams for the 2017 season"

5 weeks behind the other teams still puts them years ahead of the Bears.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 10:04am on February 06, 2017

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Falcons blow 25 point lead in epic Superbowl loss to Patriots

I haven't seen a lead blown this badly since Hillary's 2016 campaign.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:56pm on February 05, 2017

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Falcons blow 25 point lead in epic Superbowl loss to Patriots

 Warriors: "nobody can choke like us."

Falcons: "hold my beer."

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:51pm on February 05, 2017

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Oscar De La Hoya gets arrested for DUI in California

At least it wasn’t for drag racing.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 4:10pm on January 26, 2017

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Derrick Rose disappears, misses Knicks game without informing team

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:12pm on January 09, 2017

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Eagles QB Carson Wentz gives his O-line custom shotguns for Christmas

Awesome. Next year, the Eagles can shoot themselves in the foot. For real.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 1:57pm on December 28, 2016

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Vikings release Blair Walsh

He will be “missed”

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 8:46pm on November 15, 2016

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Raiders owner Mark Davis says team moving to Las Vegas after Nevada pitches in $750mil for new stadium

Oakland has counter offered Vegas with a rusty nickel, two coupons and a high five.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 12:32am on October 15, 2016

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Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in Jets loss to Chiefs

Ol’ Six Pick Fitz!!! Where’d he go to college again?

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 6:50pm on September 29, 2016

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Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 6 interceptions in Jets loss to Chiefs

FitzTragic.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 6:50pm on September 29, 2016

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Phoenix Coyotes hire 26 year old GM

I have made my peace that most professional athletes and all collegiate players are younger than me. But I thought I had a good fucking decade before I was older than their boss.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 4:28am on May 06, 2016

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NFL players reveal what they spent their first NFL paycheck on

Peyton spent his on hush money for a certian college athletic trainer..

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 5:57am on May 03, 2016

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Star high school basketball player turns out to be 6'9", 30 year old man

That's ok.........Greg Oden was at least 50 while at OSU.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 7:38am on April 28, 2016

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Star high school basketball player turns out to be 6'9", 30 year old man

Maybe he just identifies as a 17 year old....who are we to say he isn't.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 7:34am on April 28, 2016

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Star high school basketball player turns out to be 6'9", 30 year old man

The really sad part is the guy averaged only 7 points and 3 rebounds a game.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 7:32am on April 28, 2016

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CB Brandon Browner returns to Seattle after playing in New Orleans and New England

Hopefully it’s a 1 day contract so that he can retire as a Seattle Seahawk.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 4:09am on April 18, 2016

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Pistons coach Van Gundy claims that refs let Lebron 'do whatever he wants'

Stan just needs to slip the air conditioning guys a couple bucks to turn it off. We know Lebum cant handle playing without it. He'll have to be carried out on his throne again.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 3:55am on April 18, 2016

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Broncos practice squad player caught soliciting prostitute before super bowl, sent home

And that prostitute was none other than Johnny Manziel in disguise

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 4:49am on February 03, 2016

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Bill Belichick shows up to press conference with black eye, avoids reporters' questions on it

It's a medical condition called "Cheaters eye"....very common in New England.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:06am on January 20, 2016

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Bill Belichick shows up to press conference with black eye, avoids reporters' questions on it

I commend whoever it was.

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:05am on January 20, 2016

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Bill Belichick shows up to press conference with black eye, avoids reporters' questions on it

Giselle caught him and Brady sharing a moment

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Posted by Ron Mexico at 9:05am on January 20, 2016

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