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49ers GM says new Kaepernick contract fell through

Not a stand up kind of guy.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:56am on March 18, 2017

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49ers GM says new Kaepernick contract fell through

Maybe if he kneels he can find the missing contract lying on the ground somewhere.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:53am on March 18, 2017

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Jason Pierre-Paul signed by Giants to $62 million, four year deal

He almost let all those millions slip through his finger.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:49am on March 18, 2017

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Jason Pierre-Paul signed by Giants to $62 million, four year deal

Those digits seem to be blown out of proportion.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:47am on March 18, 2017

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Gronk says Pats fans will keep Goodell from visiting New England or Foxborough

No, Rodger is more than welcome to come in. It's leaving that’s going to be the real issue.

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:14pm on February 24, 2017

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Reporter accidently takes Falcons OC's backpack with gameplan in it ahead of superbowl, returns it 30 minutes later

When it was returned it had been noticeably deflated.

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:12pm on January 31, 2017

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Bay Area reporter accidently takes Falcons OC's backpack with gameplan in it ahead of superbowl

Art Spander is a reporter from the Bay Area.

Tom Brady grew up in the Bay Area....

Coincidence???

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:05pm on January 31, 2017

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Reporter mistakenly takes Falcons OC Kyle Shanahan's backpack with gameplan in it ahead of superbowl

What were the odds that someone else at media day would have the exact same Hello Kitty backpack as Kyle Shanahan?

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:03pm on January 31, 2017

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Duke player suspended 'indefinitely' by Coach K for tripping, reinstated after only missing one game

Suspended 'indefinitely'...... or until Duke loses its next game.

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Posted by buttfumble at 4:50pm on January 26, 2017

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Duke player suspended 'indefinitely' by Coach K for tripping, reinstated after only missing one game

Sportsmanship and integrity are very important at Duke, until they get in the way of winning.

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Posted by buttfumble at 4:49pm on January 26, 2017

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Duke player suspended 'indefinitely' by Coach K for tripping, reinstated after only missing one game

SWEEP THE LEG! Fear does not exist on this court, does it?

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Posted by buttfumble at 4:46pm on January 26, 2017

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Patrick Marleau scores 4 goals in third period against the Avalanche

Maybe you can call it... a "Pat Trick"

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:54pm on January 24, 2017

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Backup QB Moore to start as Tannehill is ruled out in Wild Card game against Steelers

Sometimes less is Moore.

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Posted by buttfumble at 12:31pm on January 05, 2017

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Browns owner apologizes for worst season yet, promises to rebuild

RE-building gives the impression that something once was built.

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Posted by buttfumble at 9:08pm on January 03, 2017

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Chris Brown challenges Soulja Boy to boxing match and Soulja Boy accepts

Doesn't Soulja Boy know that Chris Brown already has experience hitting women

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:55pm on January 03, 2017

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Adrian Peterson hands out gifts to children dressed as Santa

Hopefully he didn't fumble and break the gifts at a key time.

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:37pm on December 23, 2016

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Adrian Peterson hands out gifts to children dressed as Santa

Go get a switch little boy, you've made my naughty list!

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:35pm on December 23, 2016

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Jeff Fisher tries to throw challenge flag, but can't find it in his large coat

Coach’s attire puts up a fight. Just ask Andy Reid’s belt.

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Posted by buttfumble at 5:52pm on December 05, 2016

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Jeff Fisher tries to throw challenge flag, but can't find it in his large coat

Immediately after the game the Rams added another 5 years to his 2 year extension.

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Posted by buttfumble at 5:51pm on December 05, 2016

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Tim Tebow turns down $1 million endorsement deal to make Patriots team, gets cut anyway

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:59pm on November 29, 2016

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Greg Hardy arrested with cocaine is his wallet, says someone put it there

America is such a great country that drugs just fall into your pockets.

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Posted by buttfumble at 6:54pm on September 29, 2016

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Kaepernick likely to get cut from 49ers, for football reasons

Good news for him is they do not play The Star Spangled Banner in the CFL.

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Posted by buttfumble at 2:37am on August 29, 2016

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Carmelo Anthony defends WNBA players who protested police killings

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

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Posted by buttfumble at 8:22am on July 22, 2016

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Johnny Manziel gets kicked out of Vegas nightclub after throwing punch

At least he’s throwing again! Baby steps…

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Posted by buttfumble at 3:44am on May 23, 2016

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Dodgers reliever Josh Ravin suspended for 80 games after PED use

Thank God he can't pitch for 80 games. Now if we could just get the bull pen suspended for 80 games.

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Posted by buttfumble at 6:24am on May 03, 2016

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The Red Sox' Pablo Sandoval suffers season ending shoulder injury, questions remain about eventual return

Pablo has prepared for the surgery and the long recovery by learning to eat with his right arm as well as his left. His caloric intake and weight should remain stable.

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Posted by buttfumble at 6:19am on May 03, 2016

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Star high school basketball player turns out to be 6'9", 30 year old man

Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:30am on April 28, 2016

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Star high school basketball player turns out to be 6'9", 30 year old man

In the words of Martin Lawrence and Will Smith in 'Bad Boys II'..."Nigga, you at least 30!"

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:20am on April 28, 2016

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Star high school basketball player turns out to be 6'9", 30 year old man

I wonder what his prom date is thinking now?

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Posted by buttfumble at 7:18am on April 28, 2016

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Michael Jordan speaks to Tar Heels players after crushing loss to Nova in finals

He reportedly told them that if they had let him play, they would have won.

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Posted by buttfumble at 11:16pm on April 05, 2016

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